$500Clearly no one at The Onion follows the NBA.
Ho hum, another game, another win.
We truly are on the way to an undefeated season. We have now won 6.1% of the 82 games the NBA orders us to play. By April 20th it will be 100%.
Last night in double OT we beat the Celtics -- a team with 17 Championships. SEVENTEEN Championships! And we humiliated them.
Bringing Thibodeau in was a stroke of genius for that team.
Hey MTJK do you ever watch KnicksFanTV on YouTube?
$500Never heard of it.
To be honest, I am the biggest and smartest Knick fan on Earth. I don't listen to anybody else talk about the Knicks. Only I know all about them.
Sadly, after our incredibly historic start this year (we are 5-0...no one can beat us), it is maddening to hear everybody around NY now talking Knicks. They are so ignorant of the team, and are only following the Knicks because we are the best team in the NBA. Bandwagon fans. I hate them. I hate them all. I am actually hoping that the Knicks go 14- 68 this year just so those "fans" can disappear.
Then reality hits and the Knicks lose to Orlando. There goes your undefeated season.
$500, let's go! Put your money where your delusional mouth is.Uhh, you clearly are not a knowledgeable sports fan.
Knicks played Orlando in a back-to-back. All sports fans and everybody who ever played sports knows that you add up all the scores from the eight periods played and that determines the winner.
We slaughtered them.
We are still undefeated. 6-0 right now. Team with best record in NBA.