DL should coach and The Jazz should bring back Karl Malone.
Hear me out. First off, this is not too far off from what Pop did in 96. He brought in Dominique Wilkins - and if I remember correctly he was in his late 30's at the time and did not even play in the league the previous season. He then centered the offense around him. OK, Malone is 50 but he's probably in better shape now than Wilkins was in 96.
So now, The Jazz get to tank the season AND they get to draw fans to see Malone go the record for all time scoring leader.
I'd suggest bringing Stockton back as well - but, you know, that's a little crazy.
As a added benefit, David Stern would probably drop dead - thereby getting rid of him and Adam Silver, who will obviously throw himself on to Stern's coffin at the burial.
Wouldn't mind bringing in Rony Seikaly, too, just so we can see what that trio would have looked like.