How many times do you wipe?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by larryselbows, Nov 13, 2011.

  1. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

    17,577
    2,002
    228
    Jul 20, 2010
    Mine goes on the top shelf where the two year old can't get to it and use it as a plug, then flood the bottom floor via heater vents. Or make more car tracks that are never actually used once made. Or perform a scientific experiment to see if every square breaks apart. Or think he can wipe himself while accidentally stomping a diaper around the bathroom.
     
  2. Scat

    Scat Well-Known Member

    6,515
    1,046
    228
    May 26, 2010
    Depends on what I've eaten the day before.
     
  3. The Black Swordsman

    The Black Swordsman Well-Known Member

    1,337
    118
    63
    Sep 14, 2011
    What the ****.
     
  4. Scat

    Scat Well-Known Member

    6,515
    1,046
    228
    May 26, 2010
    Exactly!
     
  5. Carbon13

    Carbon13 Well-Known Member

    2,004
    210
    98
    Dec 18, 2014
    Four times.
     
  6. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

    54,228
    9,958
    388
    Nov 4, 2010
    Probably between 4-6 times
     
  7. Gameface

    Gameface All-Jazzfanz First Team! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

    23,958
    6,314
    428
    May 25, 2010
    As many times as it takes.
     
  8. Harambe

    Harambe Well-Known Member Contributor

    6,315
    806
    198
    May 26, 2010
    I don't understand why this isn't everyone's answer. It **** well should be.
     
  9. krebstaz

    krebstaz New Member

    29
    2
    3
    May 27, 2010
    I've had an ongoing debated with my friend and I'll ask the question here.

    Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
     
  10. Harambe

    Harambe Well-Known Member Contributor

    6,315
    806
    198
    May 26, 2010
    I'm a Male, and I squat when I wipe.

    Not having stood up to wipe, I don't really know for sure, but it seems as if squatting gets you a better angle when dealing with mess.
     
  11. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

    54,228
    9,958
    388
    Nov 4, 2010
    Standing to wipe would smear my inner cheeks, taint, and crack.
    I'm a sit down wiper
     
  12. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

    54,228
    9,958
    388
    Nov 4, 2010
    Well ya, but for me it usually takes between 4 and 6 wipes
     
  13. Carbon13

    Carbon13 Well-Known Member

    2,004
    210
    98
    Dec 18, 2014
    Four. No more, no less. My time is valuable.
     
  14. olden_undercover

    olden_undercover Well-Known Member

    294
    94
    63
    Jul 26, 2010
    I hover.
     
  15. seattlejazzfan

    seattlejazzfan Well-Known Member

    4,723
    506
    163
    May 26, 2010
    When I was a kid I would stand. I told my mom one time and she was appalled. Told me I should sit. I gave it a go, worked well, and I've been a story sitter ever since. Thanks, mom!
     
  16. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

    54,228
    9,958
    388
    Nov 4, 2010
    Smart mom
     
  17. tedbundy

    tedbundy Well-Known Member

    430
    112
    83
    Jan 26, 2011

    @LogGrad98.... I have Colitis. Try using a stool in front of the toilet. You still get the benefits of the squat without the collateral damage.
     

Share This Page