How many times do you wipe?

[LogGrad98]

Uhh, idk how much you spray, but my poop usually falls at a pretty consistent 180 angle from my poop hole.

I personally have never measured. I guess maybe I should, idk. Either way, IBS precludes me ever squatting over my toilet to evacuate. Perhaps outside in the bushes, but even then I run a good chance of painting my feet liquid brown.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Hahhaha, this is not something I practice on the regular. I've tried it a couple of times because my friend told me about it. I personally enjoy my time spent sitting on the toilet too much to do that. I just thought it was interesting.

 

[Archie Moses]

How can you stand on your toilet and snap a husky I ask?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

How can you stand on your toilet and snap a husky I ask?

Balance. It's actually not that hard.

 

[Scat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

"The first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880's"

 

[Archie Moses]

Balance. It's actually not that hard.

Do you have to be naked to try this?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Do you have to be naked to try this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9copjcVRZ64

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

 

[bigb]

Balance. It's actually not that hard.

My dickey-do kinds of makes this pretty hard. I'm front heavy.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

My dickey-do kinds of makes this pretty hard. I'm front heavy.

By that I'm betting you mean you rub one out while dropping a duece... but that sounds like another thread entirely.

 

[bigb]

By that I'm betting you mean you rub one out while dropping a duece... but that sounds like another thread entirely.

I can see where you could think that. A dickey-do is what it's called when your belly sticks out further than your dickey do.

 

[Scat]

I can see where you could think that. A dickey-do is what it's called when your belly sticks out further than your dickey do.

It's also called Dunlop Disease. Your gut done lop over your dickey.

 

[moevillini]

I can see where you could think that. A dickey-do is what it's called when your belly sticks out further than your dickey do.

that sounds more like it would be a "dickey don't"

 

[Deleted member 848]

For me, it all depends on how often CJ posts in the lockout thread. Lately, my printer has been working overtime, and I've been wiping a lot more than I used to. I've had to change my routine to include daily trips for Mexican or Tai food, just to keep up.

Upon reading the "can the Jazz in Utah experiment please end" thread (https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?8048-Can-the-Jazz-in-Utah-experiment-end-!), I have resorted to stocking up on Metamucil.

I also found this gem of a link: https://www.thefrisky.com/2011-05-12/personality-by-toilet-paper-orientation/

Which way do you orient your toilet paper?? Reasons for orientation would be gravy.

 

[LogGrad98]

Ummm, I wipe every time.




Also, B is the correct orientation, unless you are a child welfare agent in Springfield.

 

[Shaggy]

Option C, don't put it on the roller.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

Dalamon, I had that question myself as I started doing option A since everybody else I know seems to do option B. I also think with kids option A is better because it's harder for them to waste it and leave it unrolled on the floor.

 

[Gameface]

Ummm, I wipe every time.




Also, B is the correct orientation, unless you are a child welfare agent in Springfield.

Absolutely correct. I think my wife just puts it on any old way and I always take it off and put it on the "right" way if it is facing backwards.

 

[bigb]

I put it on whichever way it is in my hand. I don't give a rat's *** how it on the holder.