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How Much Do You Fear December 26th 2019?

I see you folks are not taking my post or Melo seriously.

My post is serious.
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Starting lineup for Blazers tonight....

MELO!

Yup, Melo the Jazz Killer hasn't played a b-ball game in decades and guess what? His first game back he is put right in the starting lineup. The guy is that great.

Hey, Jazz fans, be afraid. Be very afraid about December 26th 2019. If he's great enough to start his first game, just imagine how great he will be by December 26th. You Jazz are finished before that game even started.
 
As you know Melo the Jazz killer is back in the league with Portland and will be playing the Utah Jazz on December 26th 2019.

Using the scale below tell us exactly how much you fear facing Melo on December 26th 2019?

1. It's going to be bad for the Jazz, and I am very afraid
2. The game against Melo on December 26th is making me so afraid, I will not be able to enjoy Christmas on December 25th.
3. The December 26th game against Melo the Jazz killer is going to be a game I will not watch because I am afraid of how much Melo will kill us
4. I have stopped being a Jazz fan because I am afraid and don't think I can handle the humiliation Melo will hand the Jazz on December 26th

1, 2, 3, or 4? How severe is your fear of Melo the Jazz killer and the Jazz game against him on December 26th 2019?

Dude stfu with your stupid shi* ....
 
Pop quiz: who has the worst +/- (by more than 10 points on the next closest dude) in the Portland/NOP game? Either team.
 
Pop quiz: who has the worst +/- (by more than 10 points on the next closest dude) in the Portland/NOP game? Either team.
I’ll go ahead and answer. It’s Carmelo. He’s -15. Next closest (either team) is Simons at -5.
 
I see you folks are not taking my post or Melo seriously.

My post is serious. I went to the Knicks vs Jazz game at the Garden on January 20th 2016. Melo The Jazz Killer put up 30 in the blink of an eye against you. Not one of your players could stop Melo. Not Hayward, Trey Lyles, Trey Burke, Trevor Booker, Rodney Hood, Neto, Jeff Withey...not one Jazz player could stop Melo The Jazz Killer. We beat the Holy Hell out of the Jazz and it was all because of Melo. He is a Jazz killer. You couldn't stop him on January 20th 2016, what makes you think you can stop him on December 26th 2019? You will soon be facing Melo The Jazz Killer on December 26th. I ask again -- how afraid are you?
The last time we won a playoff series, Melo was our best player.
 
Melo is washed. I wanted him to play well, but instead he goes 4-14 from the floor and a game low -20 on the floor. He looked really slow out there. He should have taken steroids like Lebron does.
 
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