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I Have Been Reading Everyones Posts About The Jazz Draft And Quin Schneider But The Most Important

I would like to know more about your ex wife. Maybe I'm in the minority here but I think your break up with your ex beezy has everything to do with Hayward.
 
Sexual Favors said:
Who is Schneider?
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Rob Schneider...honest mistake by Mr. Capitalization, they could be easily confused.

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countonbuckets said:
I Called Up The Zone To Get On The Air Yesterday To Ask About How Much Money Hayward Will Sign For But They Left Me On Hold. The Jazz Can Never Sign A Free Agent So The Jazz Have To Match The More I Think About It Because We Could Never Get A Replacement Who Is As Good As Hayward. I Will Admit That I Also Want Him To Stay Because I Bought My Nephew A Hayward Jazz T-Shirt Jersey For A High School Graduation Present. My Sister Gave Me **** For Cheaping Out But I Barely Know The Kid And It's Not Like Graduating High School Is Some Big Achievement These Days With The Liberal Teachers Who Want To Reward These Kids For Being Mediocre. She's Always On My Case About Something So It's Not Tough Math Why We Don't Talk That Much But If I Don't Stay Involved With The Family Politics My Half-Brother Will Be The White Knight Self Righteous One. The Kid Seemed To Enjoy The Gift Because He Said Hayward Was The Sickest Player On The Team But Not Physicall Ill Which I Found Out After Some Confusion. I Stopped Trying To Understand Kids And Their New Languages A Long Time Ago But My Old Man Was The Same Way The Prick.
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qUOTE oF tHE dAY?..
 
VINYLONE said:
Your parents trolled the **** out of you.


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My mother in laws siblings taught her that yellow was pink and pink was yellow, she still slips up.
 
countonbuckets said:
I Called Up The Zone To Get On The Air Yesterday To Ask About How Much Money Hayward Will Sign For But They Left Me On Hold. The Jazz Can Never Sign A Free Agent So The Jazz Have To Match The More I Think About It Because We Could Never Get A Replacement Who Is As Good As Hayward. I Will Admit That I Also Want Him To Stay Because I Bought My Nephew A Hayward Jazz T-Shirt Jersey For A High School Graduation Present. My Sister Gave Me **** For Cheaping Out But I Barely Know The Kid And It's Not Like Graduating High School Is Some Big Achievement These Days With The Liberal Teachers Who Want To Reward These Kids For Being Mediocre. She's Always On My Case About Something So It's Not Tough Math Why We Don't Talk That Much But If I Don't Stay Involved With The Family Politics My Half-Brother Will Be The White Knight Self Righteous One. The Kid Seemed To Enjoy The Gift Because He Said Hayward Was The Sickest Player On The Team But Not Physicall Ill Which I Found Out After Some Confusion. I Stopped Trying To Understand Kids And Their New Languages A Long Time Ago But My Old Man Was The Same Way The Prick.
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Great comedy...kudos to you.
 
countonbuckets said:
Thing For The Jazz Will Be If Hayward Gets A Big Contract And The Jazz Don't Match. I Don't Think He's Worth It As A Basketball Player But He Is A Good Guy To Have On The Team Because He Seems Like A Good Guy And I Usually Can Tell That By The Soaks They Choose. Richard Jefferson And Marvin Williams Should Be Released So If Hawyard Is Gone The Jazz Might Need To Draft A Lot Of Players Who Can Play On The Wings. I Don't Know About These Kids In The Draft And The Internet Sites Predict Some Power Forwards But I Don't By That. The New Coach Can't Win If There Isn't Better Talent On The Wings To Shoot, Handle, And Pass Or Play Defense. Maybe The Jazz Bring Back Marvin Because He Was The Second Pick Of The Draft But Maybe Not Because He Wasn't Even Are Pick If I Remember Correctly. I Didn't Pay Much Attention To The NBA During The First Part Of The 2000's Because I Was Going Through A Difficult Breakup With My So Called Ex Wife But I Won't Bore Anyone Because That Doesn't Really Have Anything To Do With What Can Happen With Hayward. So What Does Everyone Think.
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How do you feel now?
 
Darkwing Duck said:
I think that the decision to capitalize the beginning of every word must have been a colossal waste of time.
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Takes about 5 seconds to run a post through Word's "Change Case" function.

edit: dang, I didn't realize this thread was months old.
 
colton said:
Takes about 5 seconds to run a post through Word's "Change Case" function.

edit: dang, I didn't realize this thread was months old.
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Word has a "change case" function? Mind blown! I always wondered why that wasn't a thing...but apparently it is a thing.
 
Yeah, it even does the opposite. Like;

tHİNG fOR tHE jAZZ wİLL bE ıF hAYWARD gETS a bİG cONTRACT aND tHE jAZZ dON'T mATCH. ı dON'T tHİNK hE'S wORTH ıT aS a bASKETBALL pLAYER bUT hE ıS a gOOD gUY tO hAVE oN tHE tEAM bECAUSE hE sEEMS lİKE a gOOD gUY aND ı uSUALLY cAN tELL tHAT bY tHE sOAKS tHEY cHOOSE. rİCHARD jEFFERSON aND mARVİN wİLLİAMS sHOULD bE rELEASED sO ıF hAWYARD ıS gONE tHE jAZZ mİGHT nEED tO dRAFT a lOT oF pLAYERS wHO cAN pLAY oN tHE wİNGS. ı dON'T kNOW aBOUT tHESE kİDS ıN tHE dRAFT aND tHE ıNTERNET sİTES pREDİCT sOME pOWER fORWARDS bUT ı dON'T bY tHAT. tHE nEW cOACH cAN'T wİN ıF tHERE ıSN'T bETTER tALENT oN tHE wİNGS tO sHOOT, hANDLE, aND pASS oR pLAY dEFENSE. mAYBE tHE jAZZ bRİNG bACK mARVİN bECAUSE hE wAS tHE sECOND pİCK oF tHE dRAFT bUT mAYBE nOT bECAUSE hE wASN'T eVEN aRE pİCK ıF ı rEMEMBER cORRECTLY. ı dİDN'T pAY mUCH aTTENTİON tO tHE nBA dURİNG tHE fİRST pART oF tHE 2000'S bECAUSE ı wAS gOİNG tHROUGH a dİFFİCULT bREAKUP wİTH mY sO cALLED eX wİFE bUT ı wON'T bORE aNYONE bECAUSE tHAT dOESN'T rEALLY hAVE aNYTHİNG tO dO wİTH wHAT cAN hAPPEN wİTH hAYWARD. sO wHAT dOES eVERYONE tHİNK.
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Or more readable version;

Thing for the jazz will be ıf hayward gets a big contract and the jazz don't match. I don't think he's worth ıt as a basketball player but he ıs a good guy to have on the team because he seems like a good guy and ı usually can tell that by the soaks they choose. Richard jefferson and marvin williams should be released so ıf hawyard ıs gone the jazz might need to draft a lot of players who can play on the wings. I don't know about these kids ın the draft and the ınternet sites predict some power forwards but ı don't by that. The new coach can't win ıf there ısn't better talent on the wings to shoot, handle, and pass or play defense. Maybe the jazz bring back marvin because he was the second pick of the draft but maybe not because he wasn't even are pick ıf ı remember correctly. I didn't pay much attention to the nba during the first part of the 2000'S because ı was going through a difficult breakup with my so called ex wife but ı won't bore anyone because that doesn't really have anything to do with what can happen with hayward. So what does everyone think.
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