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I'm no longer a Gobert fan.

I gotchu:

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Homo
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After reading homo erotic, I was gonna make a joke about saying if you're no longer a Gobert fan than it's pretty much like saying you're no longer straight- except for the fact that there's absolutely nothing wrong about being part of the LGBT and everything wrong about admitting you're not a Gobert fan.

In other words, I'm terrible about analogies and get a lil tripped up and excited reading things like jazzfanz, homo, erotic.


I'm sure this attempt at humor will probably trigger someone who laughs at Tosh.


Yes, I just compared myself to Tosh.


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Oh yes, and happily so. When I say “racist,” I think I mostly called you guys my n-words. And I’m pretty sure I called a few people “figs”

I think people confuse tipsy with drunk.

Trust me, when you're tipsy you say things you really mean and for some (most I assume) when you're drunk /**** faced you say and do things and the next day you have no idea wtf you did or why you said it. I mean, I can totally picture a drunk dude thinking he's being open or tight with using a word he/she shouldn't because of ****ing alcohol.

Alcohol makes everything seem like a good idea. I'm not condoning alcohol and actions people while under the influence, but I also understand alcohol influences encourages and makes no ****ing sense when drunk enough or mixed with things.

It's terrifying, tbh.

If you're drunk don't text people or post on social media. Post on Jazzfanz.
 
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