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I'm no longer a Gobert fan.

Wes Mantooth said:
Dude, my mom gave me that sweater vest!
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The joint was on my way to work, i walked past a couple of months later and there was a fleet of coppers and ambo outside the joint. I think they may have got a bit ahead of themselves.

But enough of that i would suggest banning gameface with a great big ban stick for suggesting Rudy be traded but his drunken rants are just too good.
 
Rubashov said:
This thread just keeps on giving! Better than free cocaine!
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Come on man. Slow your roll.
Early in my marriage my wife bought me an 8-ball for my birthday and put it in a big box full of packing peanuts. I looked and looked through the box and couldn't find anything and figured it was some kind of prank.
She found the bag and showed me my gift and I almost teared up I was so in love. Most romantic best gift I ever got.

Went fishing the next day at my favorite river and snorted all of it over about an 8 hour day of fishing. It was so fun. Caught the biggest fish that I ever caught from that river that day. (Only caught 4 fish total but all of them were big and one was a monster.)

Must have smoked 2 packs of cigarettes that day as well. I have never been much of a smoker but I knew I would need a few packs for that day.

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Rubashov said:
Control? Years ago i was in this student share house buying LSD and this poor nerd in a sweater vest who was tripping balls kept uttering 'lets not get ahead of ourselves' ****ing hilarious.
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Lolololol

Ever try to buy something with cash and change while tripping balls? That **** is hard. I remember buying a drink from a gas station and the clerk was like "that will be $1.89"

I froze for a second...... Then just emptied my pockets on the counter and was like you figure it out. There was a pine cone, and a raffle ticket along with money, smokes, and a couple lighters. No idea how that raffle ticket got there. The pine cone could be explained.

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fishonjazz said:
Come on man. Slow your roll.
Early in my marriage my wife bought me an 8-ball for my birthday and put it in a big box full of packing peanuts. I looked and looked through the box and couldn't find anything and figured it was some kind of prank.
She found the bag and showed me my gift and I almost teared up I was so in love. Most romantic best gift I ever got.

Went fishing the next day at my favorite river and snorted all of it over about an 8 hour day of fishing. It was so fun. Caught the biggest fish that I ever caught from that river that day. (Only caught 4 fish total but all of them were big and one was a monster.)

Must have smoked 2 packs of cigarettes that day as well. I have never been much of a smoker but I knew I would need a few packs for that day.
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this made me reminisce of fishing stories... both involving munchies now that I think about it!

1) late at night I thought of the bass in the fridge and how they'd taste raw, I know the danger of eating raw fish but what could one bite hurt? beside you can't get any fresher so I gave in and tried some, wow!! better than the sushi at the japanese restaurant so I told myself I eat just 1 whole fillet and go back to the bed.. next day we discover all the fish missing. Felt like a super chump explaining to my coworker the fish fry was off.

2) this not as funny but same lake all by myself save a bowl one summer. it was getting midday hot when the fish absolutely stop biting so it was obvious time to leave but i wasn't ready, hunger pains were about to convince me but I I have some fish in the livewell. I started a fire and threw a bream on flat rock and ate it right there in the shade, even some of the organs (on purpose). Put a whole live bream on a hook too and threw it out... didn't expect to catch anything with it but heard WHIZZZZZZZZZ ran all the way down to the bank like a wild Comanche and set the hook so hard,, still had fish on. Expected a monster catfish but instead pulled up about a 6 pound bass which is mammoth for that lake, probably 2nd biggest I ever caught there. Pro fishing tournaments come through and the biggest catch is usually 4-6 pounds.
 
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what do we know about the dumbass who started this thread? laker fan troll? general dumbass? racist? just some dude who doesn't know sports?
 
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rare144 said:
this made me reminisce of fishing stories... both involving munchies now that I think about it!

1) late at night I thought of the bass in the fridge and how they'd taste raw, I know the danger of eating raw fish but what could one bite hurt? beside you can't get any fresher so I gave in and tried some, wow!! better than the sushi at the japanese restaurant so I told myself I eat just 1 whole fillet and go back to the bed.. next day we discover all the fish missing. Felt like a super chump explaining to my coworker the fish fry was off.

2) this not as funny but same lake all by myself save a bowl one summer. it was getting midday hot when the fish absolutely stop biting so it was obvious time to leave but i wasn't ready, hunger pains were about to convince me but I I have some fish in the livewell. I started a fire and threw a bream on flat rock and ate it right there in the shade, even some of the organs (on purpose). Put a whole live bream on a hook too and threw it out... didn't expect to catch anything with it but heard WHIZZZZZZZZZ ran all the way down to the bank like a wild Comanche and set the hook so hard,, still had fish on. Expected a monster catfish but instead pulled up about a 6 pound bass which is mammoth for that lake, probably 2nd biggest I ever caught there. Pro fishing tournaments come through and the biggest catch is usually 4-6 pounds.
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Both great stories. Did you get sick either time?

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fishonjazz said:
Both great stories. Did you get sick either time?
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Super healthy, like the food my body wanted more than even I knew! I'll do it again if its a healthy fish from a known clean lake. But the organs and eggs sacs get a searing. Have you ever tried the egg sacs? My whole life I never did until I met an old man who did, now I do too! It's a double win, first and 2nd course from same fish:D
 
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