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Is it legal to kill someone?

C'mon now, this has never crossed any of your minds?

Some people just lack moral bearings that will defer these impulses to the providence of God. The oldest civilzations generally have some of these moral bearings. KEK, I suggest as therapy that you go to India, buy yourself one of those orange silk sheets, and go bathe in the Ganges. After that you can enjoy wandering the backroads of India, using your credit card sparingly. . . . It's a far better life than having one on those orange plastic prison jumpsuits and steel cells with even worse food.
 
I'm sorry to sound like a complete psychopath here but has anyone else ever had the thought that if they ever found out they had x disease and only x months to live, they'd go on a spree, offing the biggest scumbags on the planet? I'm not saying I'd do it. I don't have x months to live. Or enough balls. But c'mon, I can't be the only one whose mind it's crossed.

Now that such a thought has entered my mind, I am intrigued. I don't know if i'd have the balls to do it, but I'm also thinking through the perspective someone with so much to live for, and apparently a long life ahead. If I was a hopeless forty-something with a case of "deadinsixmonthswithnocapacitatingsideeffects-itis", I might be swayed. It also depends on my outlook for an afterlife, and whether my prospective god condones killing for good.

The real question is... "who to kill?" Kim Jong Ill is a kill that eases tensions for the developed world, although I'm not sure if his son isn't just as bat-****. Gaddafi is pretty high in my book, because Libya is really on the fence between freedom and dictatorship, and a slight push might get things rolling in the right direction. Ahmandinejad, I believe is all talk

Maybe you help the community out and go out Gran Torino style.

or maybe....
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Don't worry KEK, I'm willing to throw taboo to the wind, and venture into this disturbing discussion with you.
 
What are we talking about here
murdering? or killing?

you guys know it AINT that same. for all the time people corrected my bad english, shame on you for not corretcing this blatant misuse of two terms.

killing and murder are worlds apart.
 
Look, you ****ing clenched buttholes, I am in serious hotwater here, and all you can do is fart out of your mouths?


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Look, you ****ing clenched buttholes, I am in serious hotwater here, and all you can do is fart out of your mouths?

Ok calm down. If the deed is done look on the bright side, only us here know about it or you would be in jail. On the other hand, if you haven't carried out the deed yet there is still time.






Time to refine your technique.
 
Look, you ****ing clenched buttholes, I am in serious hotwater here, and all you can do is fart out of your mouths?


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Sorry if I haven't met your need.

In the legal profession, there are a number of distinctions. As long as the local police are in control, no wartime fighting, armies, planes and such, the matter will go before some kind of judge if you get charged. Now, in those circumstances, it is the judge who will decide how to apply the laws, no matter what those laws are. Then there is the matter of who your attorney is. . . . some attornies are indeed special, and the judge will indeed be moved somehow, perhaps in your favor.

If it looks like there was no intention, as in accidental, it might be called manslaugter or just an unfortunate mishap. If it was say in self-defense, and you can show your life or property in danger, you might be OK. If it was in an argument, say in a fight or struggle, it will likely be called manslaughter. If you planned it and prepared for it, and did it say by surprize, jumping your wife's lover in his apartment, it'll be called murder of some kind. Same if you do it in holdup at the corner convstore.

The lawyers love to get the call from the state to defend penniless perps. It's a great cash cow. But if you're poor and black you're just cooked.
 
Speaking of which, have you seen the bimodal salary distribution curve for new lawyers?
 
What does a fish have to do with it?
 
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