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Is it legal to kill someone?

"politically connected" in the sense that on numerous occasions I have allowed several state senators to **** near my ******* when it wiggles because i *******, almost instantly causing me to *** or potentially *********** around children?


no.
 
I'm going to take a little bit of this mescaline and watch the Naked Gun series, just to see if maybe I really AM Juice. My lateral movement ain't that great anymore, but my length is what really gets me deep.


Seriously, I am going to prison. Sorry to alarm anyone.
 
This probably depends on the legality of their immigration status since two negatives equal one positive.
 
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UB said:
"politically connected" in the sense that on numerous occasions I have allowed several state senators to **** near my ******* when it wiggles because i *******, almost instantly causing me to *** or potentially *********** around children?
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I'd like to buy a vowel.
 
There are a lot of hard j's and gutteral noises in that post. Very few vowels. But you'd be safe in choosing the letter "u."
 
UB said:
"politically connected" in the sense that on numerous occasions I have allowed several state senators to **** near my ******* when it wiggles because i *******, almost instantly causing me to *** or potentially *********** around children?
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"politically connected" in the sense that on numerous occasions I have allowed several state senators to PASS near my TRAILER when it wiggles because i STUMBLE, almost instantly causing me to CRY or potentially GESTICULATE around children?

Not sure why you felt the need to bleep out those words? I see nothing wrong with what you were trying to say.
 
Marcus said:
"politically connected" in the sense that on numerous occasions I have allowed several state senators to PASS near my TRAILER when it wiggles because i STUMBLE, almost instantly causing me to CRY or potentially GESTICULATE around children?

Not sure why you felt the need to bleep out those words? I see nothing wrong with what you were trying to say.
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this is beautiful decryption work. exactly what i wrote, but the filter was ackin' funny.
 
Millsapa said:
right before they come out the birth canal. You just jam scissors in their neck and suck out their brains with a vacuum.
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Sweet, now all we need is a time machine, and to actually be the mother or said child.
 
DutchJazzer said:
kill or murder?

killing is ok.

murder is not. get your words straight stupid
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I'd just have to take it that UB is playing a game with us, maybe outta sheer boredom. But you have a point about the importance of terminology. Let's take GoldmanSachs for example. Is it legal to steal billions from the American taxpayers as well as investors worldwide? No, not until you have found acceptable terminology for your concepts. If you call it Quantitative Easing, that makes it all OK. Or even a Too Big To Fail bailout. . . . that's all good, too. Especially if you can get a bunch of crooked politicians to stamp "Legal" on the transaction. Same thing with killing babies, or old folks who have become useless eaters and perhaps a fragile semi-sentient "person" requiring forty meds per day to keep from falling over dead yesterday. . . . it's all in the language. . . . you call it humanitarian prevention of unwanted humans, one way or another. That makes it OK. Right?
 
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