Jabari Parker - "I will only work out for Utah"

Revolution 9 · Apr 1, 2014

April Fools

Damn it Jabari step up and make it happen!!

yamers · Apr 1, 2014

rofl. You got me good.

ljnapoli · Apr 1, 2014

I was half chub when I saw this.

mellow · Apr 1, 2014

Thank you, for a fleeting moment my internal Jazz happiness reached levels untouched since 2008.

colton · Apr 1, 2014

Stickied the first April Fools thread someone made, as is our tradition here.

Saint Cy of JFC · Apr 1, 2014

Then he cried when Utah took Aaron Gordon over him.

orangello · Apr 1, 2014

Cyrone Torbin said:
Then he cried when Utah took Aaron Gordon over him.

At least you're consistent.

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Deleted member 848 · Apr 1, 2014

Had a dream last night that Jabari returned to college.

And by dream, I actually meant nightmare.

Fabtrey · Apr 1, 2014

Jabari Parker is a baptist

berkkobe · Apr 1, 2014

colton said:
Stickied the first April Fools thread someone made, as is our tradition here.

i remember last year i made the april fools with stupid al jefferson torn acl thread.

A-Train (old) · Apr 1, 2014

I totally forgot that today was April Fools Day.. I got on and saw the thread was stickied.. I got too excited.

Dr. Jones · Apr 1, 2014

A-Train said:
I totally forgot that today was April Fools Day.. I got on and saw the thread was stickied.. I got too excited.

You get a pass since you're barely old enough to have remembered like 5 April 1sts.