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Jazz 2017/18 Playoff Bus! All Aboard!

So...when I crash this thing into a wall and it explodes and I’m laying on the road burned and bleeding...will y’all on the tank bus snag me as you cruise on by? I’ll sit anywhere. Just put some Johnny Double Black in a glass for me and I’ll be good.
 
Alright, if we won the next game we will have the same record as last year at this point. Both schedules were easy. Last year was more on the road but this year is a lot more new players and new roles that take time. Losing Gobert hurts a lot. Losing Exum has hurt but we have good depth. Mitchell is just getting better.

We have our leading scorer in Mitchell. We have the top defensive player in the NBA.
 
Rubio is shooting under 30% in our last 3 games (26% to be exact), all of which were losses.

For now, lets just say he's inconsistent, but he's putting up numbers that resemble Trey Burke.

Burke didn't turn the ball over. We'd actually be better with Burke right now. Or Mack.
Rubio is playing like a 3rd-string PG.
 
Last night's games:

Spurs won and the Rockets and Mavs lost.

Tonight's games:

Jazz @ Knicks
]Kings @ Hawks
Pacers @ Grizzlies
Spurs @ Wolves (win-win)
Raptors @ Pelicans
Bulls @ Thunder
Magic @ Blazers
Sixers @ Lakers

That is the Playoff Bus picks. The Tank wants the opposite.

OP updated with standings.
 
Jazz are going to end up in either 5th or 6th place this season and pull at least a first round upset just like last year. I say they come out of nowhere once the roster is healthy again and march all the way to the championship.

Playoff train is coming, choo-choo mofos!
 
You now what absolutely destroys a playoff bus?


A tank.

Horrible collision coming your way in December.

Not likely. Millsap is out approximately 3 months for Denver. They are about to freefall. One less foe to worry about.

Playoff train is coming, Choo Choo!
 
I'll be taking the wheel of this bus if no one else does. I'll never root for tanking. Pels and Blazers at the very least are very catchable.
Jazz dont Have aA Better player then Dame or CJ. Pelicans Have 2 Legit All Stars. Homerism at its peak. Jazz should get a lottery pick. What good would a first round sweep Be?
 
Jazz are going to end up in either 5th or 6th place this season and pull at least a first round upset just like last year. I say they come out of nowhere once the roster is healthy again and march all the way to the championship.

Playoff train is coming, choo-choo mofos!
Id love to take this wager. 5th or 6th. Have you not noticed how crappy the Jazz have been?
 
Despite being 1-7 on the road and as bad as we've been we're still only one game out of the playoffs and three games from the 5th seed.
 
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