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Jazz Offseason Plan

Jazz: WE ARE ALL IN!!!!!

Fans: What about that 50M over there and that first round pick

Jazz:

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Handlogten's Heros said:
Jazz: WE ARE ALL IN!!!!!

Fans: What about that 50M over there and that first round pick

Jazz:

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We really should have been all-in last year. It's crazy. DL went to McDonald's and bought a 10 piece Chicken McNugget for his three grandkids for $4.20. He figured the older one would eat 4 nuggets and the younger two would only eat 3 each. It's possible the younger ones may want more, or the older one wants 1-2 more, but he figures there's at least a 50% chance that 10 nuggets is perfect. He passes on paying $5 for the 20 piece because why pay for what you don't need? And what if you can't finish them? No worries. They fell asleep on the way home and DL ate 5 of the nuggets. They get home and now they're pissed off because they wake up and are tired and now there's 5 nuggets for 3 angry kids.
 
infection said:
We really should have been all-in last year. It's crazy. DL went to McDonald's and bought a 10 piece Chicken McNugget for his three grandkids for $4.20. He figured the older one would eat 4 nuggets and the younger two would only eat 3 each. It's possible the younger ones may want more, or the older one wants 1-2 more, but he figures there's at least a 50% chance that 10 nuggets is perfect. He passes on paying $5 for the 20 piece because why pay for what you don't need? And what if you can't finish them? No worries. They fell asleep on the way home and DL ate 5 of the nuggets. They get home and now they're pissed off because they wake up and are tired and now there's 5 nuggets for 3 angry kids.
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This feels like a recap of an actual event. Side note… chicken minis at chick fila are the travel breakfast of choice… my favorite joke is to ask my wife how many we need then immediately order 10 more than the number she said… there are always a couple extra left but no fights… yet she says “see we only needed 20”. My wife has been running the Jazz I guess.
 
I would like if the Jazz came out and said… “we are a lot in… not all but a pretty good amount… definitely more than most”. I’d respect the honesty.
 
I mean I knew to prepare for major disappointment when I read Tony’s DLism in his piece yesterday that “Hughes and Doke are basically starting second rookie seasons.” You guys, we don’t need to draft a rookie this year, we still have two rookies from last year! Silly us.
 
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