Once, there was this girl... who,
Wore the number 34 and was a vicious tool.
And when, she finally stopped chucking,
It. Was. Too late we'd already lost it.
I couldn't quite explain it, she'd always just suuuuucked ***.
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Once, there was this *** face,
Who had the gayest first name ever, and couldn't make a damn shot.
And when, 19 came back to Utah,
There. Was. Much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
I couldn't quite explain it, I guess we needed a veeeeeteran.
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Then, there was this douche bag.
Who pouted like a little bitch and never made the All Stars.
But then, we traded his ***.
And. Got. A crap-ton better on paper.
We're still a bunch of losers, we'll never win the championnnnship.
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