Jazz press conference at 3 pm (Utah time)

[colton]

These are lame questions, by the way. "How long will it take people to get to know you." --> puke

 

[underKANTER]

the bull of istanbul, istanBULL, the beast from turkey, underKANTER.

 

[bluenote]

tell us about your body fat content

 

[Revolution 9]

Kanter is great to listen to. Burks not so much.

 

[colton]

"Last night you told us that the Undertaker was coming. Tell us what that means."

 

[bluenote]

just realized I should be licking my lips more when being asked questions

 

[underKANTER]

actually, i like burks, but i wanted us to draft leonard...

 

[Magic Spray]

Potential lineup:
Hayward
Burks
Evans
Favors
Kanter



wowee zowee. I like that for 2014. BOOM BITCHES.

 

[underKANTER]

alec burks reminds me of a poor man's dwyane wade...

 

[colton]

(to Burks) "Do you see a budding friendship between you two?" BWAHAHA

 

[Magic Spray]

Better rookie bromance, Hayward/Evans or Kanter/Burks

OR Snyder/Humphries?

 

[GVC]

OR Snyder/Humphries?

Maybe together they could figure out how to tie their own shoe laces...