Jazz Season Will End Against Portland Tomorrow

[Rubashov]

Wining isn't everything, you know.

As a Knicks fan that must be a foundation belief.

 

[Rubashov]

OK, we all see the Jazz sitting in first place. But let's be real, they had tons of advantages to get there:
- Jazz feasted on the weak West teams
- LeBron was out for a third of the season
- shortened 72 game season (if 82 games, Jazz would lose last ten and be out of playoffs)
- no opponent wanted to get rebounds because Gobert was standing there and all worried about what new virus he was carrying that he would spread throughout the world
Having all those advantages you Jazz are in first place. But I'll be fair and say fair play to you.

However, tomorrow night your season officially ends. Over. Reality sinks in -- your team is worthless. Why? Because you are playing Portland....that means you are playing Melo The Jazz Killer. Not me, but the real guy - the guy with three Olympic gold medals, the guy with an NCAA Championship, the guy known throughout the world as Melo The Jazz Killer.

The beatdown Melo will hand to the Jazz...you will not recover. Remember when we dropped the A-Bomb on Japan? That was it, game over for Japan. Japan never won another game during that world tournament. Same thing will happen to the Jazz. The beatdown Melo will put on you Jazz will be Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. Devastating. You Jazz will never recover. You Jazz will be done. You Jazz will not win another game. Season over. Melo will officially kill the Jazz.

This Jazz season is so tight even little Jimmy Dolan couldn't **** it up. Naturally he'd never buy the Jazz, being a little man he needs to stay near New York to have access to midget prostitutes, sleeping with undersized women is the only way his manhood appears remotely normal.

I've actually been reading a thesis written by a Brooklyn fan that suggests that Dolan's goal with all this money around for health is to actually turn the MSG into a public funded asylum. They been running tests for years, letting the delusional in voluntarily in the vain hope that they will see basketball only to watch the **** that the Knicks turn out on a nightly basis. Thibs is actually in on it, first game of the playoffs this year they're going to lock the place down like East Berlin. The inmates, I mean patients will then be subjected to Dolan's band JD and the Straight Shot, clockwork orange style until they eventually begin to claw each other to death to escape the misery.

Here's a taste.



I for one think it can only be a good thing for New York and humanity.

 

[Ogdenfan]

Entertaining thread.

Melo? I thought he died five years ago. Visited Snoop Dog and the air killed him.

Weak western conf? Wrong but creative.

Rudy and covid? The same lame excuse used for everything by coastal losers when not busy packing to move to CoureD’alene Idaho.