Jazz should take Looney, and here's why.

[Jazz4ever]

One thing I will say, Looney + Jazz note makes for the perfect nickname in Looney Tunes. If that isn't his nickname already, it's automatic if he plays for Utah.

It's great nickname. But only good players generally get nicknames, and that might be a problem for him.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

It's great nickname. But only good players generally get nicknames, and that might be a problem for him.

Not true. Ever heard of Sauce Castillo? Lots of role/average players/scrubs get nicknames, and many of them get their nicknames before they ever play in the NBA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_in_basketball

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I think we should take Looney just because of all the uproarously hilarious things that Harpsuck and Bolerhack will come up with. Oh the jocularity! Right up there with fry sauce and other such really funny stuff. Oh I just can't wait!! Draft this guy right now. Do whatever it takes. He could be a quadraplegic swimmer named Bob Looney and I still think we should draft him. Get DL on the phone right now!

Looney with a crazy dunk

With this new draft pick the Jazz are ready to make some looney tunes

Ginobli shoots, rejected by looney....get that out of the looney bin.

One thing I will say, Looney + Jazz note makes for the perfect nickname in Looney Tunes. If that isn't his nickname already, it's automatic if he plays for Utah.

When we draft Looney, they will need to force him to share his music list.... which will be the tie in to his nickname of Looney Tunes.

Boler will have to practice his Elmer Fudd voice by saying scwewdwiver over and over. Harpring will have to practice his Bugs Bunny voice by saying What's Up Doc.

He will have to practice layups with Burks so that after he makes some interesting shots around the basket, that it was a crazy shot.


If he is a defensive player though, I propose his nickname is "The Straightjacket".

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

When we draft Looney, they will need to force him to share his music list.... which will be the tie in to his nickname of Looney Tunes.

Boler will have to practice his Elmer Fudd voice by saying scwewdwiver over and over. Harpring will have to practice his Bugs Bunny voice by saying What's Up Doc.

He will have to practice layups with Burks so that after he makes some interesting shots around the basket, that it was a crazy shot.


If he is a defensive player though, I propose his nickname is "The Straightjacket".

They could sell this at concessions:

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

They could sell this at concessions: