Jazz sign Kenneth Lofton to 3 year NG deal

[Thee Jazz Fan]

View: https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1767220596818035184?t=DMnS3J-zs7RXhxH1hQoiig

This must mean the jazz know THT won’t be here next year and @Saint Cy of JFC needs a THT like player to fan on.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Lofton was a beast in summer league. He looks like a virgin in a whorehouse, but it should make the season ending fum to watch.

I also think the 3 year non-guaranteed deal sounds fantastic. Basically, if you play well - and you have every opportunity to show your **** - then we get a cheap deal for 3 years. If you don't play well, we can cut you next week. Good deal for all parties.

 

[Step-Back Lauri]

At last Jazz started to build around Lauri. Feels it's one good wing, and they're ready to contend.

 

[Peter Effin' Parker]

He looks like a virgin in a whorehouse,

Is this good or bad? I feel like I need a descriptive in-depth look into this concept.

 

[AlaskanAssassin]

Very poor man's Round Mound of Rebound

Maybe he can be Glenn "Big Baby" Davis?

 

[default]

We should nickname Lofton "Goodyear" on this board after the blimp?

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Or we should name the Goodyear blimp... a Lofton...

 

[homeytennis]

The Stars dark uniforms are quite slimming.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

View: https://twitter.com/Tjonesonthenba/status/1767687457133445620

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Would be wild if Lofton played two games in one day.

 

[infection]

Would be wild if Lofton played two games in one day.

I wonder if this has ever happened. It’s the kind of information @homeytennis should know.

 

[kabenac]

A lot general NBA fans love Lofton and think he's going to crush it if given a chance. I was surprised he had so much support and to the degree as to how good people think he could be - the news of the signing was overwhelmingly positive.