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Ok, now I can say it .. She was buying Bud Light. Wasn't going to incriminate you if it was her.
Also glad because she was sooooo giving me the "I wish I was going shopping with you" look when she saw my Ferarri, my Rolex, and my godawful boots.

Relieved.

Fixed.
 
and damn. I just realized my wife is a nurse, a teacher, and a student. my sex life should be so much better than it is.
 
I was wearing nothing, at all. She was more likely looking at me like, damn, it makes sense why he tries to compensate by buying expensive cars and douchey (but expensive) clothing

Fixed, again.

Might I suggest

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I'm feeling a bit queezy. Can we just agree I made all this up? Cool bro..

I'm a simple man with simple taste. I know bud light isn't really even beer, but M-F it gets the job done. There's not much more in this world I appreciate more than a good microbrew, I'm a huge beer connoisseur.
 
I'm a simple man with simple taste. I know bud light isn't really even beer, but M-F it gets the job done. There's not much more in this world I appreciate more than a good microbrew, I'm a huge beer connoisseur.

I wasnt referring to the bud light, lol.. I was just trying to be funny insinuating ur wife was actually there than where she was claiming.. I tried too hard, haha.
 
I'm a simple man with simple taste. I know bud light isn't really even beer, but M-F it gets the job done. There's not much more in this world I appreciate more than a good microbrew, I'm a huge beer connoisseur.

What micro brews do STG'ers drink? Just SLC stuff or is there stuff down here? Havent had a beer since moving to STG
 
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