Jazzfanz Fantasy Football 2011

[Cope]

My team in a PPR League - 10 Teams - Thoughts?
Start 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, Flex, TE, K, D

Quarterback
T. Romo (8)

Running Backs
L. McCoy (1)
F. Jones (6)
S. Greene (5)
J. Addai (10)
B. Jacobs (11)
Brown *(Handcuffing McCoy) (13)

Wide Outs
Calvin Johnson (2)
M. Austin (3)
P. Harvin (7)
A. Collie (9)
Amendola (12)

Tight End
Gates (4)

Kicker
Henery (14)

Defense
Detroit (15)

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Good team. Amendola's a steal.

 

[Brown Notes]

Felix Jones is gonna be huge until he gets hurt. No more Marion the Barbarian in D.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Draft time has been changed to Sun Aug 28 7:00pm PDT, due to popular demand.

I'm in but could be auto drafting as we'll likely be in the midst of the worst hurricane in my lifetime. An earthquake and hurricane the same week in NJ.

 

[The-Joker]

I'm in but could be auto drafting as we'll likely be in the midst of the worst hurricane in my lifetime. An earthquake and hurricane the same week in NJ.

That wrath of god thing is finally coming through.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Felix Jones is gonna be huge until he gets hurt. No more Marion the Barbarian in D.

Agreed though Choice and Murray, Barber's replacement, are very good too and will get somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 carries I would think.

 

[bigb]

I'm in but could be auto drafting as we'll likely be in the midst of the worst hurricane in my lifetime. An earthquake and hurricane the same week in NJ.

Man what a puss. A 5.8 earthquake and a category 3 hurricane? That's nothing. Let me know when you've lived through a category 5 hurricane and we'll compare stories.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Man what a puss. A 5.8 earthquake and a category 3 hurricane? That's nothing. Let me know when you've lived through a category 5 hurricane and we'll compare stories.

Did you really endure one?

I'm a little on edge because I just bought my first home and it's had some issues, one of which was a roof leak that I (hopefully) had fixed correctly. I also live on the edge of a flood plain. I didn't have to get flood insurance but am literally right on the border so I'm a little concerned though even when we had over four inches of rain a week ago, my basement remained bone dry. Plus Ms. Serp hasn't helped. Her **** has an itch and she bought five rolls of duct tape to use on the windows, which in my opinion, we won't need, because it's only going to be a category 2/3 up here and we have newer windows.

 

[Brown Notes]

Did you really endure one?

I'm a little on edge because I just bought my first home and it's had some issues, one of which was a roof leak that I (hopefully) had fixed correctly. I also live on the edge of a flood plain. I didn't have to get flood insurance but am literally right on the border so I'm a little concerned though even when we had over four inches of rain a week ago, my basement remained bone dry. Plus Ms. Serp hasn't helped. Her **** has an itch and she bought five rolls of duct tape to use on the windows, which in my opinion, we won't need, because it's only going to be a category 2/3 up here and we have newer windows.

You are going to have a super time getting duct tape glue off your glass.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

You are going to have a super time getting duct tape glue off your glass.

A razor blade won't do the trick? I really don't want to use the **** anyway.

 

[Cope]

Which would you rather have in a PPR League?

McCoy/P. Harvin - Mendenhall/Fitzgerald

 

[bigb]

Did you really endure one?

I'm a little on edge because I just bought my first home and it's had some issues, one of which was a roof leak that I (hopefully) had fixed correctly. I also live on the edge of a flood plain. I didn't have to get flood insurance but am literally right on the border so I'm a little concerned though even when we had over four inches of rain a week ago, my basement remained bone dry. Plus Ms. Serp hasn't helped. Her **** has an itch and she bought five rolls of duct tape to use on the windows, which in my opinion, we won't need, because it's only going to be a category 2/3 up here and we have newer windows.

Yes. When I was on my mission in Honduras, Hurricane Mitch came rolling through. At that point in time, it was the most destructive Hurricane to ever hit the Caribbean (I think a worse one has gone through since). It was a big 5. Where I was, we got no wind, but it rained like a bitch for like a week straight. I think we had like 30" in a 24 hour period at one time during that week. Entire neighborhoods were washed down the hillsides in Honduras and Nicaragua. Entire towns disappeared. The area I was transferred out of a month before it hit was flooded to point of people living on rooftops for days. As missionaries, we did nothing but service for a week after, helping people dig out. In downtown Tegucigalpa, entire buildings were full of solid mud from the river flooding. We went to a machine shop to help and it was literally floor to ceiling, wall to wall mud. I was extremely worried that we would find a dead body in the mud. We went without water for weeks after Mitch. It was an experience I'll never forget and can't really explain.