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Stoked said:
OK.

I have been stabbed
Hit by two cars at once
Broken my arms
Got in a bike wreck where I almost lost my left eye
Been in a wheel chair for 3 months unable to walk
Had my face carved up with an exacto knife
Have had my hands/fingers shredded by a hedge trimmer
Started a neighborhood brawl that included rocks, sticks, BB guns, dogs and anything else we could get our hands on - caused a divorce
Have been in dozens and dozens of fights
Got jumped by three guys and bit the living hell of of one of them.
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This proves two things:
1. You probably have a high pain tolerance.
2. You are a magnet for accidents.
Nothing you mentioned says anything about your ability to actually win a fight.
Overall my money would be on Gameface or fishonjazz.
 
Gameface and Fish were both on my list, but when I had to narrow it down...

Vinylone. That's a laugh and a half.
 
E.J. Wells said:
Gameface and Fish were both on my list, but when I had to narrow it down...

Vinylone. That's a laugh and a half.
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Im gonna be honest..... i would beat most of you up in a bare knuckles boxing match.

But if i get taken down then im ****ed..... and if you throw some kicks in and some dirty stuff (nut shots) then i would lose.
 
fishonjazz said:
Im gonna be honest..... i would beat most of you up in a bare knuckles boxing match.

But if i get taken down then im ****ed..... and if you throw some kicks in and some dirty stuff (nut shots) then i would lose.
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ElRoach0 said:
...see, the only thing that might put me on a top 5 is my lack of issue sinking to this.
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When I was in 7th grade I got my *** handed to me in a fight. My dad's exact words to me after that were "I don't want you to fight, but if you have to, fight to win. Repeated nut shots, gouging out the eyes, Adam's apple shots. Whatever it takes. DO NOT LOSE ANOTHER FIGHT." I never lost another one. But I haven't been in too many either.
 
bigb said:
When I was in 7th grade I got my *** handed to me in a fight. My dad's exact words to me after that were "I don't want you to fight, but if you have to, fight to win. Repeated nut shots, gouging out the eyes, Adam's apple shots. Whatever it takes. DO NOT LOSE ANOTHER FIGHT." I never lost another one. But I haven't been in too many either.
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I seriously love your father. I got my nose broken in 9th grade in a fight and from that point on I decided I didn't want to get hit ever again. It's all about the take down, elbows, and biting. I took a massive chunk out of some dickwad's chest with my front teeth and buried my finger almost to the second knuckle in his eye in my last scuffle... 15 years ago. You and I would be a great matchup -- no punches will be thrown, but we'll both be bloodied and blind. Awesome.
 
E.J. Wells said:
I seriously love your father. I got my nose broken in 9th grade in a fight and from that point on I decided I didn't want to get hit ever again. It's all about the take down, elbows, and biting. I took a massive chunk out of some dickwad's chest with my front teeth and buried my finger almost to the second knuckle in his eye in my last scuffle... 15 years ago. You and I would be a great matchup -- no punches will be thrown, but we'll both be bloodied and blind. Awesome.
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This is how i imagine a jerry sloan fight going
 
1) Troutbum

8) NAOS



4) bigb

5) UGLI baby



3) PKM

6) GameFace



2) FishonJazz

7) Archie Moses




Also receiving votes...

Scat, Revolution9, Colton, Stoked, Zulu, Conan


I will make the first matchup thread shortly...
 
There is no way the brackets worked out that perfectly. I smell a rat in the commissioner's office.
 
E.J. Wells said:
There is no way the brackets worked out that perfectly. I smell a rat in the commissioner's office.
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lol I'll admit, the one thing I did was give NAOS my 5th place vote cuz I knew if I did, he'd matchup against you.

GameFace led the charge by giving NAOS an ASTOUNDING 1st place vote
 
I can't believe my drunken bravado got me ranked. Haha.

Sent from the JazzFanz app
 
So I'm paired up against, no-neck-can-take-a-punch-brewmastering, JY? Word. Where will I get my #9 after he's died?
 
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