Jazzfanz will corrupt you

[gregbroncs]

The other day I caught a trout. I don't eat seafood so generally I'm just catching and releasing, relaxing and enjoying the fresh air. When i pulled that sucker up I immediately stabbed it in the eye with the needle nose pliers and bashed it to a pulp with a hammer.

I think it's somehow Jazzfanz related.

Holy hell this is a classic post. Got to be the best post I've read on this site in over a year. Nicely done.

 

[TroutBum]

I have to give you rep for that one. Wish I could give you about 10!

Anyone want to bet that Mr. ICantGetAJobWithARealLawFirm hasn't ever actually caught a trout before? Seriously, there are people born who are actually too pathetic to catch fish, and I have a strong feeling that Clutch is one of them. Not ripping him, but come on, he did get his 'law degree' from an online university.

 

[The-Joker]

Irony at its finest.

Don't hate.

I've already owned you once...

 

[Archie Moses]

I actually answer when people call me Archie.

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Don't hate.

I've already owned you once...

Pffff...Hahahahahahahahaha!....ha.

 

[The-Joker]

Pffff...Hahahahahahahahaha!....ha.

So you're actually proud of your "ignorant american" stigma?

Man, I really need to learn who my audience is.

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Anyone want to bet that Mr. ICantGetAJobWithARealLawFirm hasn't ever actually caught a trout before? Seriously, there are people born who are actually too pathetic to catch fish, and I have a strong feeling that Clutch is one of them. Not ripping him, but come on, he did get his 'law degree' from an online university.

Tee hee. My saving grace is that I haven't gotten around to actually applying to a law firm yet, so i don't feel too bad about not getting a job with one.

 

[sirkickyass]

Tee hee. My saving grace is that I haven't gotten around to actually applying to a law firm yet, so i don't feel too bad about not getting a job with one.

?!?

And you already graduated?

I mean, aren't you about two years behind?

 

[C l u t c H 385]

?!?

And you already graduated?

I mean, aren't you about two years behind?

Lawyer is more of a back up plan, I just didn't want to get a job after undergrad.

 

[C l u t c H 385]

So you're actually proud of your "ignorant american" stigma?

Man, I really need to learn who my audience is.

Christ you're dense.

 

[The-Joker]

Christ you're dense.

Make my day.......

MAKE MY DAY!

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Make my day.......

MAKE MY DAY!

You're doing it wrong.