Jesus May Have Been Married

[Dr. Jones]

You're a moron.

wow.. that's what I wanted to say.. but didn't. Kudos.

 

[VINYLONE]

You're a moron.

Why? Is missionary that obvious of an answer?

 

[♪alt13]

Jesus gets into a spat with the wifey

Jesus "Hey hun, I'm gunna go out with my boys for some proselytizing"

Wife "That whore isn't going with you is she."

Jesus "oh come on babe she's good peeps." (peeps easter get it)

 

[LogGrad98]

If Jesus did have a wife, I wonder what his favorite position was?

Dogma style.

 

[Tony]

If Jesus did have a wife, I wonder what his favorite position was?

She probably liked to be on top while Jesus laid on the water.

 

[[size/HUGE] boobs [/size]]

Jesus and Marry have baby boy who is rightful leader of church. This is start Eastern Orthodox Church in Russia and reason no country ever will invade the Motherland. God protect us always.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

If Jesus did have a wife, I wonder what his favorite position was?

On her knees repenting.

 

[Archie Moses]

Crossing the lines, guys.

 

[franklin]

Crossing the lines, guys.

Except Loggrad's anointed post... He should make a whoop 'em dogma style knockoff video and make millions.

 

[VINYLONE]

Crossing the lines, guys.

How so?


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[MVP]

So I looked at this thread a bit and one question keeps popping - who cares? wife no wife or 5 wives? Why does it matter???? Just kill this stupid thread:/

 

[LogGrad98]

From a mormon standpoint I would think that they would want to confirm he was married. If he wasn't married then it would throw some water on the fire of the necessity of eternal marriage.