JFC Hall of Fame

[TroutBum]

I'm not Boris.

Without knowing a thing about this other clown I'm being accused of being, I can only think of one thing: 2 year LDS mission in the land of Aus will give you all you need to "fit in." Gods, I leave for a few years and you people actually got dumber.

I still haven't seen The Dark Tower yet, and don't think I will out of absolute irrational and over the top anger.

On topic, OneBrow gets a first ballot vote from me. One of the few guys I agree with on almost everything, but argue against him on 99% of it because he's 4x smarter than me, which helps me to up my game. I've changed many ideas and my overall view of the world (in a positive way) because of his unyielding faith in humanity.

The Original Pearl -- not that dick-hole Ain't wannabe -- also has a first ballot vote.

YB has to collect his trophy from the next poker game, or he can't get in. Fair is fair.

 

[Gameface]

So you like actually back and ****?

At a poker game you gave Ron Mexico (formerly Broncster) a very strong impression that you were Boris. I have not believed it. When I was at my weakest point I posted this video thinking you might be Boris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37SrQdIqKiU

I now think Boris is actually Pealwatson, which is a pretty funny thing if pearlwatson gets confused with trout. Probably gives PW a girl boner.

Please tell me one more time that you're not Boris. Please make me believe it.

 

[TroutBum]

So you like actually back and ****?

At a poker game you gave Ron Mexico (formerly Broncster) a very strong impression that you were Boris. I have not believed it. When I was at my weakest point I posted this video thinking you might be Boris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37SrQdIqKiU

I now think Boris is actually Pealwatson, which is a pretty funny thing if pearlwatson gets confused with trout. Probably gives PW a girl boner.

Please tell me one more time that you're not Boris. Please make me believe it.

The fact that you think I'm that shallow really hurts.

 

[Gameface]

The fact that you think I'm that shallow really hurts.

I never wanted to believe it but you really convinced Ron Mexico. You should straighten it out with him.

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[infection]

I never wanted to believe it

I’m not sure if that makes it more humorous or more like I’m watching a board kid tease his dog with a laser pointer.

Whatever happened to OB anyway?

 

[Gameface]

To be clear, I considered the possibility boris was trout but I never accepted it as a fact.

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[LogGrad98]

To be clear, I considered the possibility boris was trout but I never accepted it as a fact.

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I think it is pretty obvious boris is franklin

 

[Gameface]

I think it is pretty obvious boris is franklin

I don't think so.

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[Miggs]

And Trout is Rubashev. Just as I thought.

 

[Rubashov]

And Trout is Rubashev. Just as I thought.

They let you teach kids? you clueless *******.

 

[TroutBum]

They let you teach kids? you clueless *******.

He's only in it for the ***, you know that, right?

 

[Rubashov]

He's only in it for the ***, you know that, right?

Oh i didn't know he worked at a boys school. Makes sense tho.