Jimmer on Jazz

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

Let me clarify, Jimmer will average 9 pts, 5 assists, Boykings will average 9 turnovers and 5 shots that got blocked, and you .... our very own Bobby Boucher Jr. will average carrying 9 cups of Gatorade to 5 players a game.
By the way, water sucks... it really really sucks.

Just so I'm not the only one with this stuck replaying in their head over and over.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN-wG6IsFVw

 

[franklin]

Just so I'm not the only one with this stuck replaying in their head over and over.

Spazz knows what he's doing. I'm going to have nightmares where Spazz chants "Gatorade is better than beer" over and over.

How about that time Franklin showed up at halftime and helped you win the bourbon bowl?

 

[Jimmer_Fan]

Jimmer will be much better than Url Boykins. Jimmer will score 25 points per game in the NBA easy. He will be one of the best shooters in the league. He was the best player in college basketball. He should be the #1 pick. The Jazz should draft Jimmer. Maybe even trade up to get him.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Jimmer will be much better than Url Boykins. Jimmer will score 25 points per game in the NBA easy. He will be one of the best shooters in the league. He was the best player in college basketball. He should be the #1 pick. The Jazz should draft Jimmer. Maybe even trade up to get him.

As a Jimmer apologist, I must say I could see you being a duplicate account of one of the Ute fans on the board having some fun.
Stop doing this.
I am the only one here that can make outrageous claims about The Jimmer.

 

[NCJazz]

As a Jimmer apologist, I must say I could see you being a duplicate account of one of the Ute fans on the board having some fun.
Stop doing this.
I am the only one here that can make outrageous claims about The Jimmer.

Kyrie Irving can not even sniff the underpants of the Jimmer. We will be able to play with just 4 guys at a time and save a lot of money.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Kyrie Irving can not even sniff the underpants of the Jimmer. We will be able to play with just 4 guys at a time and save a lot of money.

Stop that, Kyrie is absolutely tall enough to sniff underpants.
We will need to have 5 players on the court next year. We tried it with 4 this year... oh, and CJ... but that didn't work out.
I do agree with you that The Jimmer will Wow the World with the "no look behind the back early oop" to Evans next year, but seriously he doesn't jump high enough for people not to sniff his Jimmer boxers if they have enough determination. I think it would be a foul though.

 

[LogGrad98]

It is tough to jump high enough to sniff Jimmer's undies. As we saw on that cover photo, he has a 64 inch vertical or something.

 

[NCJazz]

Stop that, Kyrie is absolutely tall enough to sniff underpants.
We will need to have 5 players on the court next year. We tried it with 4 this year... oh, and CJ... but that didn't work out.
I do agree with you that The Jimmer will Wow the World with the "no look behind the back early oop" to Evans next year, but seriously he doesn't jump high enough for people not to sniff his Jimmer boxers if they have enough determination. I think it would be a foul though.

Ah the Jimmer oop. I can not wait!

 

[Jazz Spazz]

It is tough to jump high enough to sniff Jimmer's undies. As we saw on that cover photo, he has a 64 inch vertical or something.

That's only 5 feet. KIrving is 6ft tall, and certainly has a 24 inch vertical.
That should be enough to sniff.

 

[Coloradojazzfan]

Wait... can Jimmer shoot the ball though?

 

[colton]

On the plus side, if the Jazz do draft Jimmer I might get my 14 year old daughter to watch the games with me.

 

[roseparkjazzfan]

can we get off of the jimmer idea! dude is a ronnie price, adam morrison player! wont be nothing but a bench warmer