Jordan Clarkson Nickname

[Archie Moses]

lmfao. Y'all roasted @Archie Moses when he said some ******** about Donovan Mitchell not being athletic but I call out Fish for saying something dumb and i'm a bad guy.

Oh, by the way, leave me out of your beating.

Take it like a man.

 

[Jack Strop]

My favorite thing is when we force dumbass nicknames on guys... they are never cheesy and basic.

My favorite (sacrasm intended) from Bolerjack was when he tried to force Captain Crunch on Palacio. Well, other than him using "Money Shot" for Memo until someone apparently told him what that phrase meant.

 

[Archie Moses]

Jordan Clarkson kinda gives me a Larry Hughes vibe.


I'm excited to hear someone say how dumb I am for that.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

My favorite thing is when we force dumbass nicknames on guys... they are never cheesy and basic.

Yall just hate everything.

Dal made a great nickname for Favors and yall just *****ed on it for no reason other than being transphobic.

 

[Getting Traded]

How about "Jordan Lite"

 

[sahlensguy]

How about "Jordan Lite"

Or 'Jordanesque'

 

[Engorged On Unborn Gore]

Bagyo.

Reasoning:
Tulsa -> Golden Hurricanes (wtf).

Golden hurricanes in tagalog = “gintong bagyo”

Since we likely want to avoid the “golden” part of the equation to avoid associations with the fact that Filipino kids/women are trafficked at a high rate, the word for hurricane is the better candidate. And it sounds like a good nickname for someone who rains 3’s.

Bagyo.

 

[zyzz]

But i do see how this can add Filipino bandwagon fans.

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If people here thought Aussie and Turkish fans were wild, wait til they see the Filipino fans. Clarkson is 1/4 Filipino and he's got like Kpop level stans on twitter lol.

 

[Miggs]

Bagyo.

Reasoning:
Tulsa -> Golden Hurricanes (wtf).

Golden hurricanes in tagalog = “gintong bagyo”

Since we likely want to avoid the “golden” part of the equation to avoid associations with the fact that Filipino kids/women are trafficked at a high rate, the word for hurricane is the better candidate. And it sounds like a good nickname for someone who rains 3’s.

Bagyo.

Is that like Bagyo Mum?

 

[Engorged On Unborn Gore]

Is that like Bagyo Mum?

Exactly.

 

[infection]

Exactly.

Wow. I was sarcastically singing this song today cleaning up dinner, when I was putting jalapeños in a bag.

 

[Getting Traded]

Or 'Jordanesque'

Jordan Lite is less direct in that he's not quite like Jordan and uses his actual first name; Jordanesque is saying he is like Jordan, which is less accurate.