The Blue Elephant
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Babe, I am trying to pick up chicks. I heard the grocery store is the best place to pick up chicks. Especially the meat department. What are your thoughts? I am 23 years old and the clock is ticking.
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The Blue Elephant
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I heard you were the man to ask with my question. They say woman melt like butter whenever you talk with them.
Well I just discovered the Book of Ecclesiastes last weekend (a series on it started on Sunday at Church).
Seriously, I can't believe I have missed it up until now. It's one of the most eye opening message I've read recently.
The main message seems to be this: "Everything is meaningless Under the Sun". Therefore it is pointless to look for "meaning" within this world - but instead look "beyond" this world.
Seriously, I can't believe I have missed it up until now. It's one of the most eye opening message I've read recently.
The main message seems to be this: "Everything is meaningless Under the Sun". Therefore it is pointless to look for "meaning" within this world - but instead look "beyond" this world.
It depends on what grade of chicks you'd like to pick up. . . .
In the Philippines I remember tracting down a street called Pasong Tamo. . . .. out near Makati. . . . the girls wore a lot of makeup and would actually call out "Hey Joe". . .. nah. . . . not the right kind of girls. . . .
nope again to the massage parlor girls, or even the string of chicks the barber of Lucena could line you up with. . . .
an imperceptible notch about that, in the States, is the Wal-Mart chicks. . . . . actually, I think I'm even more scared of them. . . . they dress funny. . . .
Probably you could go to Smith's and find some better lookers. . . . but you really need to scout the selection of stores and maybe find a better neighborhood. . . just don't go the Jackson Hole or Aspen. . . . the chicks there are more trouble than they're worth. . . . even in terms of the money they have. . . .
LDS Church dances are, according to the women in their own vernacular. . . . real meat markets. . . .. I'd still steer clear of that. . . .
Nope. . . . . the whole notion of that clock ticking is an illusion. You are better off in single solitude. . . .
The Blue Elephant
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I am looking for some hot woman with low self esteem. Where can I find those type of woman?
There are two kinds of philosophers. . . . and take serious note of this. . . . there ARE NO WOMEN PHILOSOPHERS. . . . ..and no you couldn't make out Ayn Rand as a serious philosopher to me, any more than a pretty face hosting a morning news program. . . .
The first, and lesser, sort of philospher is the lone wolf. . . . the single male. . . . lone and forlorn and fixated on chicks. . . .
I've done my time in that category. . . . more than my share. . . .
The Blue Elephant
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I don't know what you just said, I am just going to continue doing what I am doing. I am gonna walk up to chicks and do my mating call.
The second, and more significant sort, is the old married man whose wife has him turning on a spit, day in and day out. . . . while churning out a never-ending list of Honey-Do's . . . . .
There are a few special sets of these. . . old men who married beautiful women. . . . those who married ugly one. . . . and those who married righteous ones, which is to say pious ones who are convinced of their righteousness beyond any correction or objection. . . .
and they grade in ascending wisdom from the first set to the last. . . .
There are a few special sets of these. . . old men who married beautiful women. . . . those who married ugly one. . . . and those who married righteous ones, which is to say pious ones who are convinced of their righteousness beyond any correction or objection. . . .
and they grade in ascending wisdom from the first set to the last. . . .
For these you go the battered womens' shelters. . . . but you're wasting your time.
Any woman with low self esteem is gonna lay and splay for nothing, but it will mean nothing. . . to her but to you as well. You might as well do your mating call to a cat. And I say that even knowing all the kinds of meaninglessness ever invented in the mind of man. . . .
believe me, this is the lowest form of meaninglessness. . . .
And if this is the kind of woman you've got, your task is a great one. . . . a magnificent one in fact. . . . . you've got to create in her mind some real self esteem. Indeed, you should buy flowers and write poetry. . . . you have got to turn that whole problem upside down.
It would be worthwhile considering some alternatives. . . .
walk up to a chick who isn't so "hot" and smile. Compliment her with some coherent thought about the weather, or share an actual idea. . . . . you will be surprized. . . . .
go for the Cinderednas of the world, and life will be good to you. The Cinderellas are just too silly to know how to help you out.