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The Blue Elephant
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Babe, I am trying to pick up chicks. I heard the grocery store is the best place to pick up chicks. Especially the meat department. What are your thoughts? I am 23 years old and the clock is ticking.
The Blue Elephant
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I heard you were the man to ask with my question. They say woman melt like butter whenever you talk with them.
Well I just discovered the Book of Ecclesiastes last weekend (a series on it started on Sunday at Church).
Seriously, I can't believe I have missed it up until now. It's one of the most eye opening message I've read recently.
The main message seems to be this: "Everything is meaningless Under the Sun". Therefore it is pointless to look for "meaning" within this world - but instead look "beyond" this world.
Seriously, I can't believe I have missed it up until now. It's one of the most eye opening message I've read recently.
The main message seems to be this: "Everything is meaningless Under the Sun". Therefore it is pointless to look for "meaning" within this world - but instead look "beyond" this world.
It depends on what grade of chicks you'd like to pick up. . . .
In the Philippines I remember tracting down a street called Pasong Tamo. . . .. out near Makati. . . . the girls wore a lot of makeup and would actually call out "Hey Joe". . .. nah. . . . not the right kind of girls. . . .
nope again to the massage parlor girls, or even the string of chicks the barber of Lucena could line you up with. . . .
an imperceptible notch about that, in the States, is the Wal-Mart chicks. . . . . actually, I think I'm even more scared of them. . . . they dress funny. . . .
Probably you could go to Smith's and find some better lookers. . . . but you really need to scout the selection of stores and maybe find a better neighborhood. . . just don't go the Jackson Hole or Aspen. . . . the chicks there are more trouble than they're worth. . . . even in terms of the money they have. . . .
LDS Church dances are, according to the women in their own vernacular. . . . real meat markets. . . .. I'd still steer clear of that. . . .
Nope. . . . . the whole notion of that clock ticking is an illusion. You are better off in single solitude. . . .
The Blue Elephant
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I am looking for some hot woman with low self esteem. Where can I find those type of woman?
There are two kinds of philosophers. . . . and take serious note of this. . . . there ARE NO WOMEN PHILOSOPHERS. . . . ..and no you couldn't make out Ayn Rand as a serious philosopher to me, any more than a pretty face hosting a morning news program. . . .
The first, and lesser, sort of philospher is the lone wolf. . . . the single male. . . . lone and forlorn and fixated on chicks. . . .
I've done my time in that category. . . . more than my share. . . .
The Blue Elephant
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I don't know what you just said, I am just going to continue doing what I am doing. I am gonna walk up to chicks and do my mating call.
The second, and more significant sort, is the old married man whose wife has him turning on a spit, day in and day out. . . . while churning out a never-ending list of Honey-Do's . . . . .
There are a few special sets of these. . . old men who married beautiful women. . . . those who married ugly one. . . . and those who married righteous ones, which is to say pious ones who are convinced of their righteousness beyond any correction or objection. . . .
and they grade in ascending wisdom from the first set to the last. . . .
There are a few special sets of these. . . old men who married beautiful women. . . . those who married ugly one. . . . and those who married righteous ones, which is to say pious ones who are convinced of their righteousness beyond any correction or objection. . . .
and they grade in ascending wisdom from the first set to the last. . . .
For these you go the battered womens' shelters. . . . but you're wasting your time.
Any woman with low self esteem is gonna lay and splay for nothing, but it will mean nothing. . . to her but to you as well. You might as well do your mating call to a cat. And I say that even knowing all the kinds of meaninglessness ever invented in the mind of man. . . .
believe me, this is the lowest form of meaninglessness. . . .
And if this is the kind of woman you've got, your task is a great one. . . . a magnificent one in fact. . . . . you've got to create in her mind some real self esteem. Indeed, you should buy flowers and write poetry. . . . you have got to turn that whole problem upside down.
It would be worthwhile considering some alternatives. . . .
walk up to a chick who isn't so "hot" and smile. Compliment her with some coherent thought about the weather, or share an actual idea. . . . . you will be surprized. . . . .
go for the Cinderednas of the world, and life will be good to you. The Cinderellas are just too silly to know how to help you out.
Ecclesiates became my favorite book in the Bible when I was 16. Is that weird or what???? I was also reading books by economists/philosophers as well as Shirer's The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich then. .. .
obviously, Ecclesiates has had an impact on my world view. . . . . it innoculated me against the nonsense of people like Napolean Hill who wrote books on how to get rich.. . . I still remember a little ditty that went like this. . . .
It seemed to me there oughtta be some things more important about life than money. . . . .
It seemed to me there oughtta be some things more important about life than money. . . . .
Ecclesiates has one of he most coherent statements of religion in any holy writ from any land. . . . it's conclusion. . . .
"Fear God. . . . .This is the whole duty of man." meaning, I take it, to consider God as the most relevant fact of life, and live in the manner of someone who is devoted to serving Him above all other cares of life. It puts it back to the level of the Ten Commandments, where in the lead-up we are told that God is the only God, and we should hold reverence to Him as our first priority. . . . Even Jesus said essentially the same thing. . .. that the greatest commandment is to love God and serve Him with all our heart, might, mind, and strength. . . . the second being to love other s as ourselves.. . .
While we are palavering about our own concerns in life, it is indeed pretty meaningless. . . . but the God who made us also gave us a high value, a high meaning. . . . provided we believe in it. . . .
If we don't believe in God, we are assigning to ourselves an absolute sort of meaninglessness. . . .that's the paradox of secular humanism and the whole progressive agenda crowd. . .. so far as we seek to on our own terms to set the values and priorities of our times and lives, we are in fact turning away from reality. .. . from the value set that can transform us towards being of eternal value . . . . .