**Marvin Williams OFFICIAL New Nickname**

[UGLI baby]

Y'all seen Home Alone? Remember Marv?

Well, ya remember how Marv always wanted him and Harry to be "The Wet Bandits?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7vCYAaD3Mo

Now that you're up to speed on that, did you know that when someones jumpshot is on fire and they are draining buckets, the kids call their jumper "wet?"

Well, Marv's gonna be draining long range bomb 3 pointers all year.

Marvin Williams aka The Wet Bandit

 

[Stifle Tower]

When you have to go to great lengths to explain a nickname, chance's are it's a real stretch.
But it was a pretty good effort.

Based on all the salivating over Kanter's workout pics, maybe we should rename him "Wet Dream."

 

[Scat]

When you have to go to great lengths to explain a nickname, chance's are it's a real stretch.
But it was a pretty good effort.

Based on all the salivating over Kanter's workout pics, maybe we should rename him "Wet Dream."

Would that make Big Al "wet head"

 

[Hotdog]

His nickname is Ducky

 

[UGLI baby]

Guys, I wasnt asking. This is his nickname.

 

[sgjazzfan]

Guys, I wasnt asking. This is his nickname.

You're sick man, you're really sick.

 

[spycam1]

Would that make Big Al "wet head"

Not to mention Gordon "Wet Willy" Hayward.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Would that make Big Al "wet head"

I'm just glad we don't have Arroyo on the team anymore, as this line of thought would head in a very ugli direction.

 

[spycam1]

The Wet Bandit thing also works cause it still manages to play into his awesome duck-like powers.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I'm just glad we don't have Arroyo on the team anymore, as this line of thought would head in a very ugli direction.

Half the time I can't figure out what 50% of you guys are talking about.

 

[squareinthecircle]

Half the time I can't figure out what 50% of you guys are talking about.

That's some Yogi Berra like confusion.

 

[Shaggy]

Half the time I can't figure out what 50% of you guys are talking about.

you totally Bushed up the Ron Burgundy quote... shame on you.

 

[Growlor]

I vote Midnight Love.

Obscure reference, but I like it.

 

[GVC]

I'm just glad we don't have Arroyo on the team anymore, as this line of thought would head in a very ugli direction.

Uh...Earl's Mexican, dude.

 

[franklin]

I choose UGLI SCABIES

 

[franklin]

^term of endearment

 

[fishonjazz]

I still like the nickname of "duckbutt" better but good try.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Soo, what's his nickname? Be serious.

 

[UGLI baby]

Soo, what's his nickname? Be serious.

The Wet Bandit

 

[Dr. Jones]

The Wet Bandit

That sounds kinda creepy, honestly. Sounds like a Wes q-tip or something.