MOOOOOOOONSHINE BABY

yamers

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as you know i live in the swamps of florida and I made tons of moonshine...talkin gallons. STAY OFF MY PROPERTY............ I GOT MOONSHINE FOR DAYS, UNCLE PAUL OVER HERE GOIN NUTS AND ARTHUR THE ALCHY HERE TOO. YOU BOYS JOHN LUCAS 0090 IM CHANNELING AN ANCIENT SWAMP DANCE JAZZ WILL WIN A LOT OF GAMES.

HELLO YALL. LETS HAVE A GREAT DAY.
 

yamers

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You probably live in Taylorsville and wear a sun visor upside down at 35. Popped collar of course

The frat days are over. Let it go ya ****.
YOU AINT GOT A CLUE SON....NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE A DAY IN MY LFIE AND I SURE AS **** DONT WEAR SHIRTS WITH A COLLAR.....CALLIN ME A B WORD TO MY FACE COME DOWN TO FLORIDA STRAIGHT UP MOP YOUR *** WITH MY TRUCK
 

MVP

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Just don't become gator food when you pass out face down in some swamp. Would miss your bickering about Ricky.
 
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gandalfe

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YOU AINT GOT A CLUE SON....NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE A DAY IN MY LFIE AND I SURE AS **** DONT WEAR SHIRTS WITH A COLLAR.....CALLIN ME A B WORD TO MY FACE COME DOWN TO FLORIDA STRAIGHT UP MOP YOUR *** WITH MY TRUCK
You mop with your truck?

I think you should know, there are easier, more effective ways to do that.
 

yamers

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im absolutely wrecked right now. Brutal.

am i going to taper this hangover off with more moonshine?
 

yamers

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So what kind of proof you dealing with? You just go at it full strength or do you dilute it?
its like 30-40%, its like a moon-shine inspired by the balkan regions, learned to make it from a friend who is from that shadow realm region of the world. Cant go at it full strength.
 

MVP

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its like 30-40%, its like a moon-shine inspired by the balkan regions, learned to make it from a friend who is from that shadow realm region of the world. Cant go at it full strength.
30-40%? That's nothing. Real samagon should be at least 50-55%.

Here is russian comedy classic about samagon makers. Enjoy! Not much talking there so ok to watch and enjoy even if you do not know russian:)

 

Dr. Jones

In pursuit of #9
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Quick search of GD for a non political thread and found this lone option...

and was not disappointed.
 
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