MOOOOOOOONSHINE BABY

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by yamers, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. yamers

    yamers Well-Known Member

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    as you know i live in the swamps of florida and I made tons of moonshine...talkin gallons. STAY OFF MY PROPERTY............ I GOT MOONSHINE FOR DAYS, UNCLE PAUL OVER HERE GOIN NUTS AND ARTHUR THE ALCHY HERE TOO. YOU BOYS JOHN LUCAS 0090 IM CHANNELING AN ANCIENT SWAMP DANCE JAZZ WILL WIN A LOT OF GAMES.

    HELLO YALL. LETS HAVE A GREAT DAY.
     

  2. ONE LOVE

    ONE LOVE #Baby_Talk Staff Member

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    Does it taste any good?
     
  3. yamers

    yamers Well-Known Member

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    CANT SEE RIGHT NOW EYES BOUT TRIPLE VISION GETG BACK TO YALL
     
  4. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    You probably live in Taylorsville and wear a sun visor upside down at 35. Popped collar of course

    The frat days are over. Let it go ya ****.
     
  5. yamers

    yamers Well-Known Member

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    YOU AINT GOT A CLUE SON....NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE A DAY IN MY LFIE AND I SURE AS **** DONT WEAR SHIRTS WITH A COLLAR.....CALLIN ME A B WORD TO MY FACE COME DOWN TO FLORIDA STRAIGHT UP MOP YOUR *** WITH MY TRUCK
     
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  6. yamers

    yamers Well-Known Member

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    ABSOLUTE WRETCHED
     
  7. MVP

    MVP Well-Known Member

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    Just don't become gator food when you pass out face down in some swamp. Would miss your bickering about Ricky.
     
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  8. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Fify

    Sent from my ONEPLUS A6013 using JazzFanz mobile app
     
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  9. Ostertag>Duncan

    Ostertag>Duncan My Members Premium Contributor

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    You alive bro?
     
  10. Harambe

    Harambe Well-Known Member Contributor

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    He's easy approaching 4 popped collar level cool.
     
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  11. gandalfe

    gandalfe Well-Known Member

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    You mop with your truck?

    I think you should know, there are easier, more effective ways to do that.
     
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  12. yamers

    yamers Well-Known Member

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    im absolutely wrecked right now. Brutal.

    am i going to taper this hangover off with more moonshine?
     
  13. yamers

    yamers Well-Known Member

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    son, nobody in taylorsbille frat wankers dont got moonshine not this **** bnuddy.
     
  14. Bulletproof

    Bulletproof All-Jazzfanz First Team! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    So what kind of proof you dealing with? You just go at it full strength or do you dilute it?
     
  15. yamers

    yamers Well-Known Member

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    its like 30-40%, its like a moon-shine inspired by the balkan regions, learned to make it from a friend who is from that shadow realm region of the world. Cant go at it full strength.
     
  16. MVP

    MVP Well-Known Member

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    30-40%? That's nothing. Real samagon should be at least 50-55%.

    Here is russian comedy classic about samagon makers. Enjoy! Not much talking there so ok to watch and enjoy even if you do not know russian:)

     
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  17. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Quick search of GD for a non political thread and found this lone option...

    and was not disappointed.
     
  18. yamers

    yamers Well-Known Member

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    im destroyed
     
  19. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    man up like Fish has and send pics and vid of said being destroyed. If not, I suspect you're stone sober.
     
  20. yamers

    yamers Well-Known Member

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    WHERE IS ATTACH IMAGE?
     
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