This is the best you got? Seriously, if you're gonna swing, don't swing like you have a ****** between your legs.
I'll be honest Archie, after watching you melt down over a game thread I've totally stopped trying. Sniping with you has grown tiresome. Obviously you don't feel the same way, but the magic just isn't there anymore for me.
I guess what I'm saying is it's time for us to find new enemies. I hope you understand and I wish you the best with some other lucky jazz fan who can hate just as hard as you can. I hope we can still vaguely loathe each other and maybe go out for drinks sometime.