My girlfriend thinks it would be romantic to...

[bordelais7]

Quick -- someone post something that I can respond to with my witty new filter-buster: "nipple for tat"

 

[Jazz Spazz]

And if I don't, what are you going to do?

Is this some sort of <insert filter-buster here> situation?

 

[Scat]

I thought the anatomical word was teat.

Mammary gland. I think hooter is acceptable as well.

 

[default]

What about jugs, melons, or all-natural airbags?

 

[LogGrad98]

At the risk of another warning, this is too funny not to post. Nothing outrageously terrible in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW6DIAhMgTc

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I watched the Jazz game up until the early 4th, went to bed, and woke up at 5:22am to get ready for school.

I can hit the skins without kissing ***.

 

[TroutBum]

I'm a douchebag.

Thanks for the shocking revelation.

 

[moevillini]

I thought the anatomical word was teat.

Or potentially nipple I suppose. Anyway, all words about anatomy, except the C word, are not allowed.

In googling for the sole purpose of checking its spelling, I've learned that bazongas may not be what I thought they were. There seems to be a major discrepancy between the Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia definitions.

 

[TroutBum]

In googling for the sole purpose of checking its spelling, I've learned that bazongas may not be what I thought they were. There seems to be a major discrepancy between the Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia definitions.

Bozongas are my favorite musical instrument.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Bozongas are my favorite musical instrument.

Is that a percussion instrument?

 

[YB85]

Wes Mantooth, you motorboatin' son of a bitch.

 

[TroutBum]

Is that a percussion instrument?

See above.

 

[MsSerpicoNJ]

I am horrified by this post and thread...so much so, that I took the time to create a name on the new version of this site post-crash to post this...

Wes Mantooth, consider yourself a resident of Dumpsville. Population: You.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I am horrified by this post and thread...so much so, that I took the time to create a name on the new version of this site post-crash to post this...

Wes Mantooth, consider yourself a resident of Dumpsville. Population: You.

I had something else posted here originally but may have taken it too far so it's now gone.

 

[LogGrad98]

boob?

moob?

 

[GVC]

Did that really just happen?

 

[bigb]

I am horrified by this post and thread...so much so, that I took the time to create a name on the new version of this site post-crash to post this...

Wes Mantooth, consider yourself a resident of Dumpsville. Population: You.

+9

 

[Archie Moses]

I am horrified by this post and thread...so much so, that I took the time to create a name on the new version of this site post-crash to post this...

Wes Mantooth, consider yourself a resident of Dumpsville. Population: You.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

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