I'm a douchebag.
I thought the anatomical word was teat.
Or potentially nipple I suppose. Anyway, all words about anatomy, except the C word, are not allowed.
In googling for the sole purpose of checking its spelling, I've learned that bazongas may not be what I thought they were. There seems to be a major discrepancy between the Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia definitions.
Bozongas are my favorite musical instrument.
Is that a percussion instrument?
I am horrified by this post and thread...so much so, that I took the time to create a name on the new version of this site post-crash to post this...
Wes Mantooth, consider yourself a resident of Dumpsville. Population: You.