1. Welcome to the newly remodeled JazzFanz.com. Take a look around and report any issues in the SITE INFORMATION thread.

Need help, honest help

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dr. Jones, Nov 29, 2012.

  1. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

    62,127
    2,895
    113
    Jun 23, 2010
    I have never had one of those team flags that you fly on the window of your car. The UK athletic dept just sent me four of them that are UK National Champs flags.

    I was curious so I went out and put 4 on my car. Stepped back and thought, "I'd look like a total tool." So I took 3 of them off and kept 1.

    I still wasn't quite sure, so I just took a little test drive to the gas station at the end of my neighborhood. The whole way I felt like a girl.
    However, I noticed EVERYONE I passed was checking it out .. and I DO like attention, so I'm conflicted.

    Are the flags, ghey, just okay, or TOTALLY RAD????!!??!?
     
  2. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

    62,127
    2,895
    113
    Jun 23, 2010
    btw,

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Moderator

    8,311
    976
    113
    Aug 25, 2010
    Whey ghey, whatever that means.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.
     
  4. HeavenHarris

    HeavenHarris Banned

    4,374
    296
    83
    Jun 20, 2011
    nice house bro. what to do kinda depends on a number of factors.
    im guessing ur in kentucky, not utah?
     
  5. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

    33,145
    1,726
    113
    May 26, 2010
    You've come to the right place. I consider myself an expert in the field.

    I hate Kentucky, but you seem like a nice guy so I'm willing to help.

    I've been flying car flags on Utes gamedays for years and it is an underrated joy in life.

    For football games I put em up the day before and leave them on til Tuesday if we win. For basketball games I usually just use them to wipe the tears streaming down my face.

    Now that you know I'm an expert this is VERY VERY important you listen to what I'm about to say...

    You don't want to be a single flag guy. It just looks weird and like you are half ass'ing it. Seriously, I'd rather be flagless than rock a single flag.

    You might not be ready for a quad box (that's 4 flags at once) but two flags, one on each back window, should do you fine. Then, for big wins, bust out the quad box.

    I'm a two flag guy but quad box to and from Ute home games.
     
  6. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Moderator

    8,311
    976
    113
    Aug 25, 2010
    I can tell from the building and sky he's somewhere in the St. George area.

    Yes, I'm that good.
     
  7. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

    33,145
    1,726
    113
    May 26, 2010
    I will take pictures of the proper way to rock car flags shortly. Stay tuned...
     
  8. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Moderator

    8,311
    976
    113
    Aug 25, 2010


    Would rep every line if I could.
     
  9. Stoked

    Stoked Modstapo Moderator

    34,180
    1,592
    113
    Dec 13, 2011
    Honest answer.

    What do you think? Are you comfortable with it? Do you think it is cool?

    If the answer is yes then fly that flag and never look back. The opinions others have of us is drastically over rated. Those that are your friends and important will be there for you flag or no flag.
     
  10. HeavenHarris

    HeavenHarris Banned

    4,374
    296
    83
    Jun 20, 2011
    If you are in Utah or any other place 'cept Kentucky, then **** it. Put up all four and troll the eff outta the haters.
    If someone looks at you funny, flip them off and stick your tongue out as if you were licking a woman's naughty bits.

    If you're in Kentucky, stay classy, people around you are most likely fans as well--you're among your own people.
    Keep 1 if you must tucked in a rear-passenger window. And if you're gonna go with 1, you keep it in the rear.
    Personally I think just a team license plate is much classier and a much bolder, yet understated, look.

    Ignore all the above cuz all bets are off if ur in the hood. No flags, unless you want them broken off. Maybe exchange them at the corner for some crack. Crack is king where you live. Remember that.
     
  11. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

    33,145
    1,726
    113
    May 26, 2010
    Different flag bro.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

    62,127
    2,895
    113
    Jun 23, 2010
    Awesome answer. Better than I expected.

    You are an amazing person.

    Staying tuned.

    I get that. But that was a totally ghey answer. BUT, I'm with ya anyway!

    I have a team plate. Subtle. Just blue and white, says UNIVERSITY of KENTUCKY on the top and ALUMNI on the bottom.
    Great post, btw, HH.
     
  13. JGolds

    JGolds Well-Known Member

    1,536
    140
    63
    Sep 5, 2012
    i live in Idaho where every one is high on the boise state broncos. It is defintally possible to be Obnoxious with the team decor. i think game day it is always appropreite to fly flags, heck you can fly multiple flags. during the season you can always fly one, but when there isnt anything going on put the flags away, wash them, iron them, starch them, and get them ready for next year.
     
  14. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

    17,196
    1,786
    113
    Jul 20, 2010
    They're not tacky like bumper stickers, redneck flag front license plates, those nasty rear bumper ball sacks, girl high school team painting all over SUV windows, or t-shirts from places you've visited or with stupid cutsie sayings like "I'm With Stupid".

    They annoy the hell out of me because BYU held a couple games on work nights this season and I-15 was packed with a) jackass Idahoans & b) jackass Idahoans with BYU car window flags. Between them and a 2.5 hour drive home I just can't stand those damn things.
     
  15. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

    70,608
    1,957
    123
    May 27, 2010
    Flags are cool.

    Are UK Flags cool? That is questionable.
     
  16. HipHopAnonymous

    HipHopAnonymous Active Member

    791
    56
    28
    Dec 8, 2011
    I find the flags pretty lame. Unless you are tailgating or something.
     
  17. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

    62,127
    2,895
    113
    Jun 23, 2010
    I definitely don't think there's a right or wrong answer.

    For my personality, I'll probably fly two on game days, quads for tournament games, and NEVER fly one on a non game day.
     
  18. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

    70,608
    1,957
    123
    May 27, 2010
    Also PKM, two flags is the best. One on each side of the car. 1 looks kind of weird. 4 is way too much.
     
  19. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

    62,127
    2,895
    113
    Jun 23, 2010
    Thanks.
     
  20. Stoked

    Stoked Modstapo Moderator

    34,180
    1,592
    113
    Dec 13, 2011
    It might be gay PKM but it is still the right answer. Personally I won't fly a flag like that. I may hang a broncos or jazz flag in a game room but outside I'd only hang the American flag. That's just me though.
     

Share This Page