The Zion Nigh Unto Kolobians.
New black and white color scheme
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I know these are all tongue in cheek but they all suck.
SoberasHotRod
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This is a winner for me, not sure if Ryan is a Simpson's fan?
SoberasHotRod
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Laughed at the Box Elder Bugs
Exactly the point whenever they try to change a sports team name.
Bullets to Wizards? The leader of the KKK is the grand wizard, how is that better?
Pelicans? I know this is the result of movement and expansion, not necessarily a change, but it straight up sucks.
If they really are looking at a name change it will likely be way worse.
Maybe the Utah Allosauruses.
Utah Sego Lilies
Utah Honey Bees
Utah Elk
Hey they overwhelm whatever they comer into contact with. They love my parent's porch for some reason. Thousands of them. Ugh.
SoberasHotRod
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Utah Churros
Utah Sex Macine
Utah Hydra
Utah Sex Macine
Utah Hydra
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The Salt Lake Sex Machine.
It will never happen, and I’m sure I’m in the extreme minority, but I think dropping Utah for SLC just sounds cooler.
That being said, they will always be the Utah Jazz, no matter how many times the color scheme changes. At this point, it’s getting ridiculous but I’ll put up with anything aside from them ever moving away from the music note again. The music note should NEVER be messed with.
That being said, they will always be the Utah Jazz, no matter how many times the color scheme changes. At this point, it’s getting ridiculous but I’ll put up with anything aside from them ever moving away from the music note again. The music note should NEVER be messed with.