Not making this a race thing but....

[Jazzmix]

I am white as Bogey and unathletic as Niang.

 

[whatthe]

I am off white transitioning to semi-clear, then fully transparent.

 

[416Klawzz]

Thanks for taking the time to respond

 

[LogGrad98]

I’m white, but one time fell asleep outside in the sun and came out red and well done.

Every time I go outside I burn the top of my head. I can wear a hat, sit under an awning, and I still end up with a red dome. It is like the few seconds I take off he hat to wipe away sweat is just enough for the sun to focus down on my head as if it had a magnifying glass. It sucks being whiter than wonder bread, at least as far as sunburn is concerned.

On top of that I have developed vitiligo, manifesting on my arms. So those white(er) spots get burned much faster, and blister. No fun.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

I’m white, but one time fell asleep outside in the sun and came out red and well done

I’m white, but one time fell asleep outside in the sun and came out red and well done.

worst experience of my life

Every time I go outside I burn the top of my head. I can wear a hat, sit under an awning, and I still end up with a red dome. It is like the few seconds I take off he hat to wipe away sweat is just enough for the sun to focus down on my head as if it had a magnifying glass. It sucks being whiter than wonder bread, at least as far as sunburn is concerned.

On top of that I have developed vitiligo, manifesting on my arms. So those white(er) spots get burned much faster, and blister. No fun.

i do love my farmer’s tan. Lol

 

[Douchebag K]

As somebody who is basically of Southern European and French ancestry, in the country i live in im white some of the time and a dago for other parts of it.

do you take cash ??? ?

 

[Douchebag K]

i'm part viking, part portugese, part jew, part irish, 3/4 ******, 2/3 a pain in the arse, 97% 5/6 sarcastic SOB, 95% living in a communist lockdown and 100 % IDGAF if you're black, white, red, yellow, brown, purple

 

[Gobzilla]

I'm half Persian and half Danish, but, the Persian genes are dominant. I also have a middle eastern name, so, that doesn't help either. You'd never be able to tell I'm half Danish unless I told you. I do not consider myself white, but, an anomaly.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

I wore shorts outside in the snow once and caused the snow to go blind.

 

[LogGrad98]

I am white as Bogey and unathletic as Niang.

You are a transparent invalid? Sorry to hear that bro. You should start a gofundme.

 

[Jazzmix]

You are a transparent invalid? Sorry to hear that bro. You should start a gofundme.

Nah. I don't take charity. I am working on the balance test everyday and waiting for a call from DL.

 

[LogGrad98]

Nah. I don't take charity. I am working on the balance test everyday and waiting for a call from DL.

Do you have one single marketable skill and/or do you have incriminating photos of DL or QS? If so you are a lock!

 

[Comrade in Seattle]

I am 1/1024 balkan ancestry, and the rest is scandinavian and English. I'm so white I'm nearly clear.

So you think you are better than us just because you are white? Dont be pushing your white supremacy on me bud.

 

[Comrade in Seattle]

White German descent.

You are literally Hitler

 

[Comrade in Seattle]

I’m white, but one time fell asleep outside in the sun and came out red and well done.

Quit flaunting your white privilege.

 

[silesian]

You are literally Hitler

Schultz from Hogan’s heroes is my granddad.

 

[cctrackstar]

i know this is developing into a joke thread somewhat, but they didn't have CGI when they made the wizard of oz, those were actually real people with feelings and a very obvious genetic difference that would likely be quite offended by someone who is not that way claiming to be, so let's be a bit more sensitive, eh?.

as for me, i am mostly english with i believe some irish in me. and no, as far as i know, i didn't chose to be this way.

 

[fishonjazz]

i know this is developing into a joke thread somewhat, but they didn't have CGI when they made the wizard of oz, those were actually real people with feelings and a very obvious genetic difference that would likely be quite offended by someone who is not that way claiming to be, so let's be a bit more sensitive, eh?.

as for me, i am mostly english with i believe some irish in me. and no, as far as i know, i didn't chose to be this way.

What happened to the wizard of oz people?