Verily, I must protest the late account of the contest betwixt the Lakers and the noble Jazz as rendered by the scribes of ESPN. For in their oration, one would deem the struggle naught but a triumphal procession of Los Angeles alone. The feats of Utah were cast aside, as though performed in some distant shadow unworthy of remembrance. Such partiality doth not only confound the lover of sport, but offends the very principles of just representation; for when one side is exalted and the other scarce named, the tale ceaseth to be history and descendeth into mere flattery. I beseech these chroniclers: if ye would relate the contest, relate it whole or naught.