Obama fiddles while Gas Prices rise

[sirkickyass]

Clearly, you've never had a pair slapped up against your face in a dingy night club.

I'm not certain I understand this story. Please elaborate.

 

[bordelais7]

My favorites are heart valves, medical tubing, and one that is not on that list: breast implants. The best use of them all.

Drill, baby, drill!

 

[TroutBum]

I'm not certain I understand this story. Please elaborate.

It's not worth the infraction, but here's the short version: There I was, wearing nothing but a loincloth and a piano wire. It was in a Texas/Mexico border town, I believe the name of the joint was, "The Donkey Show", there was much whiskey consumed, and I went home with bruised cheeks. I'm pretty sure the girls name was Robert.

You know, sometimes I don't miss drinking at all.

 

[sirkickyass]

It's not worth the infraction, but here's the short version: There I was, wearing nothing but a loincloth and a piano wire. It was in a Texas/Mexico border town, I believe the name of the joint was, "The Donkey Show", there was much whiskey consumed, and I went home with bruised cheeks. I'm pretty sure the girls name was Robert.

You know, sometimes I don't miss drinking at all.

Please post the long-version to my facebook wall.