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Obama fiddles while Gas Prices rise

VINYLONE said:
Currently, the alternatives are few. Because we're not just talking about vehicles, we're talking about most products in this country...oil is involved in one way or the other.
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Here is a partial list:

Guitar Strings
Luggage
Aspirin
Safety Glasses
Antifreeze
Football Helmets
Awnings
Eyeglasses
Clothes
Toothbrushes
Ice Chests
Footballs
Combs
CD's & DVD's
Paint Brushes
Detergents
Vaporizers
Balloons
Sun Glasses
Tents
Heart Valves
Crayons
Parachutes
Telephones
Enamel
Pillows
Dishes
Cameras
Anesthetics
Artificial Turf
Artificial limbs
Bandages
Dentures
Model Cars
Folding Doors
Hair Curlers
Cold cream
Movie film
Soft Contact lenses
Drinking Cups
Fan Belts
Car Enamel
Shaving Cream
Ammonia
Refrigerators
Golf Balls
Toothpaste
Skis
TV Cabinets
Shag Rugs
Electrician's Tape
Tool Racks
Car Battery Cases
Epoxy
Paint
Mops
Slacks
Insect Repellent
Oil Filters
Umbrellas
Yarn
Fertilizers
Hair Coloring
Roofing
Toilet Seats
Fishing Rods
Lipstick
Denture Adhesive
Linoleum
Ice Cube Trays
Synthetic Rubber
Speakers
Plastic Wood
Electric Blankets
Glycerin
Tennis Rackets
Rubber Cement
Fishing Boots
Dice
Nylon Rope
Candles
Trash Bags
House Paint
Water Pipes
Hand Lotion
Roller Skates
Surf Boards
Shampoo
Wheels
Paint Rollers
Shower Curtains
Chewing Gum
IV Tubing
Gasoline
 
My favorites are heart valves, medical tubing, and one that is not on that list: breast implants. The best use of them all.
 
TroutBum said:
Wrong.

Implants are the REAL reason some men turn gay.
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No, mis-use of breast implants can have that affect. Properly used they are a boon to mankind as has never been seen since the wheel and fire.
 
LogGrad98 said:
No, mis-use of breast implants can have that affect. Properly used they are a boon to mankind as has never been seen since the wheel and fire.
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You've got it all wrong...

Fire
Breast Implants
Wheel

Get your priorities straight!
 
TroutBum said:
AND sophisticated.
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Clearly.




I was thinking more about when they came on the scene as opposed to importance. But I am sure that first fire lit up some naturals that a caveman looked at and said "wow, maybe there is something called gravity". So even they were thinking along the same lines.
 
Sirkickyass said:
I'm not certain I understand this story. Please elaborate.
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It's not worth the infraction, but here's the short version: There I was, wearing nothing but a loincloth and a piano wire. It was in a Texas/Mexico border town, I believe the name of the joint was, "The Donkey Show", there was much whiskey consumed, and I went home with bruised cheeks. I'm pretty sure the girls name was Robert.

You know, sometimes I don't miss drinking at all.
 
TroutBum said:
It's not worth the infraction, but here's the short version: There I was, wearing nothing but a loincloth and a piano wire. It was in a Texas/Mexico border town, I believe the name of the joint was, "The Donkey Show", there was much whiskey consumed, and I went home with bruised cheeks. I'm pretty sure the girls name was Robert.

You know, sometimes I don't miss drinking at all.
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Please post the long-version to my facebook wall.
 
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