Off-Season Rumblings

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Lavine is not all star level. hes paid like he is, but he is nowhere near allstar. the bulls were better without him.

He's been an all-star twice....

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Coming back to this, I just read this to my wife. She laughed and wanted to know where you’re finding $59 tickets to Bentonville because they’re usually a thousand.

It’s very well known that you can catch a crop duster flight from Macon to Bentonville if you simply slip the pilot a few bucks… don’t go to the front desk… just go out back and find this guy.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Zach Lavine has a player option at $49M for the 26/27 season. Most teams are going to consider his contract prohibitive. He might be a fit for the Lakers if they think they can squeeze out one more playoff run.

His contract sends salary to the moon and they operate like a poverty franchise. They are supposedly uninterested… for now.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I would much rather trade for Isaac than Lavine. At least I can envision a role for Isaac on a contending team. What's the role of Lavine on a contender? Sixth man? For 45M a year?

I think he’s a very good scorer on a good team. He may be a gunner but he’s generally really efficient. Defensively he’s really rough but not like our guards are lockdown defenders.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

There's a lot of health risk with JI tho

Yeah and he’s on an expiring deal… Zach has his own health issues (not nearly as bad as JI) but has 3/150+ so he’d be the bigger injury risk imo.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

To be clear I don’t want Lavine or BI or anyone that helps us chase the play in. I just think the price on Zach eventually catches DAs eye like.

I’m happy taking the bus from Macon to Sacramento or whatever.

 

[infection]

Biggest problem with this comparison is LaVine is an all-star level player.

And that will be the justification for saying, “it’s different this time.”

It will be the lube that will help slip the dildo of despair farther into this franchise.

 

[infection]

It’s very well known that you can catch a crop duster flight from Macon to Bentonville if you simply slip the pilot a few bucks… don’t go to the front desk… just go out back and find this guy.

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That pilot is going to get me to Denver. And my stop is SLC and not Sacramento so IDGAF. Besides, if I don’t get on that plane, I’m only a few steps away from becoming this guy:

 

[infection]

It’s very well known that you can catch a crop duster flight from Macon to Bentonville if you simply slip the pilot a few bucks… don’t go to the front desk… just go out back and find this guy.

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Also that guy saved the ****ing world. A modicum of gratitude is due.

 

[oldtimer]

you can advocate all you want for lavine, he wont help the jazz. lavine is poison to championship teams. overpaid and selfish. 49 million makes collins look underpaid. we need to reach higher, dream bigger, or completely tank

 

[slc]

Not sure about Lavine. He's Donovan M for way more money

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

And that will be the justification for saying, “it’s different this time.”

It will be the lube that will help slip the dildo of despair farther into this franchise.

Bruh… dildo of despair is what my wife calls my ******.