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Hantlers

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PKM's pizza tread made me want to start this. I'll start it off with my pizza recipe and try to add some more later. All of you peeps should add your favorite recipes and stuff. This should be a great thread with summer just starting.


Step 1: Buy a crust. Thin or regular, it doesn't matter. You can make your own if you want, but I'm too lazy to do that.

Step 2: Make my sauce. It's freaking awesome. Recipe below:


Get a bowl, fill 1/2 to 3/4 of it with Stubbs Original BBQ Sauce

Fill the rest with ketchup

2 Tablespoons of brown sugar

2 drops of liquid smoke

Dash of celery salt

Cayenne/Red pepper to taste

1 shot of Jameson Whiskey (add more depending on how much sauce you're making)


This stuff is great, the Jameson gives it a really smooth taste and the pepper gives it a little kick. Add everything to taste and experiment a little with it, it's really good so give it a shot.


Step 3: Spread sauce on crust. I like to put a lot on, but it's your call.

Step 4: Put cheese all over sauce, I prefer parmesan or mozzarella, but it's your call. I like to completely cover the sauce with cheese. Mmmm cheese.

Step 5: Get a chicken breast, grill it, slice it up, put it on the pizza.

Step 6: Put on some green peppers, some pineapple, anything else you think sounds good.

Step 7: Put some more cheese on, just a light spread over your toppings.

Step 8: This is key. Lightly sprinkle garlic salt on the crust, only on the crust. It makes it delicious.

Step 9: Cook pizza. Crust package should have directions.

Step 10: Eat and enjoy.
 
Papa Dal's Steak BBQ recipe

1) Open package of steaks that you bought at local grocer
2) sprinkle salt on aforementioned steaks
3) sprinkle pepper on aforementioned steaks
4) put on BBQ, turn once.



The only recipe that any man will ever need to know.
 
1) Open package of steaks that you bought at local grocer
2) sprinkle salt on aforementioned steaks
3) sprinkle pepper on aforementioned steaks
4) put on BBQ, turn once.



The only recipe that any man will ever need to know.

If you don't eat your steak medium-rare.....you're a worthless human being.
 
Ingredients needed : Sugar, Water, Koolaid

Tools needed: Spoon, Jug and ice cube tray

Dump koolaid powder into jug. Dump as much sugar as you want into a jug. Add as much water as you want into jug. Stir.

pour into icecube trays. set icecube tray in freezer.

mmmmmm good.
 
Sorry d00d, I like mine medium.


If you cheer for Duke, you're a worthless human being. :P


Dalamon I do not neg rep but i swear to god I have never been closer. Stop wasting good steaks you sombich!!!
 
I like my steaks on the rare side of medium-rare.

My wife likes her steak done, done, done .. and then sends it back to the kitchen twice more .. until it's literally the size of a playing card .. then asks for ketchup. NO hyperbole.

I no longer take her to a steak house .. ever.
 
I like my steaks on the rare side of medium-rare.

My wife likes her steak done, done, done .. and then sends it back to the kitchen twice more .. until it's literally the size of a playing card .. then asks for ketchup. NO hyperbole.

I no longer take her to a steak house .. ever.

I'm not even joking when I say that I couldn't be with a woman like that. That's just a waste of a good steak.


Also you like my steaks how I like mine. I got one of those infrared grills so I grill 'em about 3 minutes each sides, it gets it a nice crust but it's still rare to medium-rare on the inside. Just perfect.
 
I would put my recipe of Swedish Meatballs on here but my sister (that dirty whore) took it. Those things are on the otherside of godly.

Fell free to make sexual inuendo/jokes.
 
I'm not even joking when I say that I couldn't be with a woman like that. That's just a waste of a good steak.


Also you like my steaks how I like mine. I got one of those infrared grills so I grill 'em about 3 minutes each sides, it gets it a nice crust but it's still rare to medium-rare on the inside. Just perfect.

I don't buy her steaks. I won't even grill one for her at home. No kidding.
 
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