Official Jazzfanz Poker Tournament and Viewing Party -- Game 3 -- 4-21 @ 4pm

[Archie Moses]

Stoked - he's not at all what I, or any of you would picture him to be like. He's like a hyper, chicken little from the outskirts of Cedar City.

Darkwing Duck - he looks exactly like what a gaming speed-runner would look like who has roughly 10K followers on twitch.

Jazzta - looks like the Spaniard version of Gerard Butler. His face was priceless when I told him I was Archie.

Bulletproof - dude lost some weight and looks rather sexy. Glad he sat next to me. Could not stop checking out.

Troutbum - dressed like it was 1998 and he now has a mullet that seems to be permed.

Franklin - he's a weird son of a bitch, yet highly likable. That ****ing guy. Lol

Siro - he's about the 5'4" dimwitted, douchebag I imagined him to be. He totally blew his seven, deuce hand like an amateur. That, except not that at all. I like that guy.

Ron Mexico - I thought he was someone else. Turns out we balled together 10 years ago. Having said that, I now know where I got herpes from. Don't play with RM's balls.


Hehepeepeecaca

 

[Archie Moses]

@Bulletproof 100% thanks for doing this. You could tell you put in a lot of time organizing the event, setting up and cooking. You're the man, dude and are much appreciated by the brotherhood commonly known as Jazzfanz.

 

[idestroyedthetoilet]

Edit Godfatha. Hate autocorrect.

@Jason my home adress and phone # from a PM to RJF and Stoked was posted twice in a thread and deleted. I'm tech retarded and couldn't figure out screenshot before they were deleted.

Ban this alt too and I'll gladly take my 5th infraction for making it. I had to make one for a GirlFriend poker game.

 

[idestroyedthetoilet]

 

[Siro]

I met 3 new posters last night, I think. Darkwing Duck, who seems like a really smart dude. Archie, who's, shockingly, a really nice guy IRL! And Walter "Stoked" White, with his gruffy voice and meth labs (I assume).

 

[Archie Moses]

Edit Godfatha. Hate autocorrect.

@Jason my home adress and phone # from a PM to RJF and Stoked was posted twice in a thread and deleted. I'm tech retarded and couldn't figure out screenshot before they were deleted.

Ban this alt too and I'll gladly take my 5th infraction for making it. I had to make one for a GirlFriend poker game.

If it was you that destroyed the toilet, you should be proud. I nearly passed out from holding my breath in there. It was rather musky.

 

[Jazzta]

I had a great time guys, nice to put some faces on some names. BP did it again, the setting was perfect.

 

[enchilada_style]

So this is how people make friends

Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using JazzFanz mobile app

 

[idestroyedthetoilet]

I forgot to mention that I purposefully gave up the chip lead on the last hand just so stoked and trout have to come collect later.

Also @Siro **** you for sucking out that 7 on the river. That hand was the best read on players I had all night, but you won which is all that matters.

And by **** you I mean cheers.

Also, I was shocked darkwing duck wasn't 98 years old.

 

[Siro]

BP should quit his job and start a catering business. Guy can cook. Best pulled pork I've had?

 

[idestroyedthetoilet]

I forgot to mention the after [poker] party was a blast. I think @Ron Mexico written takes are ****** most times but in person he, @Bulletproof and that other guy are on point when it's not a written conversation.

 

[MVP]

wow even Woody Harrelson attended? Nice to see him supporting the Jazz. ( seriously who is this Woody look a like dude?)