OFFICIAL: New Acquisitions thread

[Dr. Jones]

I'll get my wife to take a pic of me in a speedo seductively straddling my new Camry.

straddling a camry? Are you Rudy Gobert?

 

[green]

straddling a camry? Are you Rudy Gobert?

Not quite, though I'm hung like a horse.

Oh, and I shaved the beard off the other day but am seriously considering growing just the stache out...so I have that going for me as well.

 

[Dr. Jones]

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[Gameface]

I'm really hoping I have some new acquisitions to post Sunday night. I've had my eye on this thread, but It's not my time. Not yet.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'm really hoping I have some new acquisitions to post Sunday night. I've had my eye on this thread, but It's not my time. Not yet.

Badass. Love you bro.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Just received my 16 year old's first car.

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[RandyForRubio]

Bought a Sig Sauer Whiskey3 3-9x40 scope and a Sig Sauer Kilo rangefinder. Good weekend.

 

[Gameface]

Okay, not trying to spam the site, but I do want to post my new acquisitions.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Just received my 16 year old's first car.

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My first car was the family van.

 

[babe]

You live in this trailer by yourself?

No. He said he has a black cat.

I think he's playing with Dr. Jones implying the supercilious superiority of conspicuous consumption is a poor substitute for companionship.

 

[franklin]

Gonorrhea.

 

[Gameface]

Gonorrhea.

Dang. Better get that cleared up before you pass it to the wife and have some real explaining to do.