Official Thread: 2024 Draft JazzFanz Homer List

[The Midnight]

Thanks guys, all up to date again.

Keep them coming.

 

[The Midnight]

The Knechtor

Some awesome ones so far, this is another great one!

 

[Elizah Huge]

Put me down for Reed "Taxman" Sheppard as well please.

 

[Nate505]

I'll be the second on the Dalton "Best Damn Cooler in the Business" Knecht bandwagon.

Yeah, I created my own name that won't count, but I can't pass up a Roadhouse reference.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Coach is a great nickname for a player? Yall operate in a different world than me.

There’s a basketball movie called Coach Carter

 

[The Midnight]

I'll be the second on the Dalton "Best Damn Cooler in the Business" Knecht bandwagon.

Yeah, I created my own name that won't count, but I can't pass up a Roadhouse reference.

Haha, I love it.

The rule isn't hard and fast, if your fellow Knecht homer concede that your nickname is better we can easily change it over.

 

[The Midnight]

Put me down for Reed "Taxman" Sheppard as well please.

Oh, are you changing from Rob Dillingham?

 

[The Midnight]

There’s a basketball movie called Coach Carter

He's aware. He's just jealous you came up with a cool nickname.

 

[The Midnight]

Donovan "Cling Kong" Clingan because every Donovan in the league needs a kick @ss nickname.

Reading the list, this is sneakily one of the best so far.

Easily Top 3, together with 'Coach Carter' and 'Topic Thunder'.

 

[The Midnight]

Coach is a great nickname for a player? Yall operate in a different world than me.

Some guys are such great leaders, it's like having another 'Coach' on the floor.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Kel'El "Burrito" Ware
Kel'El "Chingon" Ware
Kel'El "Churrito" Ware

Sorry guys but I must insist that Kel'El have a better nickname.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Kel'El "Burrito" Ware
Kel'El "Chingon" Ware
Kel'El "Churrito" Ware

Sorry guys but I must insist that Kel'El have a better nickname.

Let's go with an accurate nickname.

Software

 

[slc]

Kel'El "Burrito" Ware
Kel'El "Chingon" Ware
Kel'El "Churrito" Ware

Sorry guys but I must insist that Kel'El have a better nickname.

Superman's krypton name is Kal'El
Maybe Kel'El Superman Ware

 

[The Midnight]

I'm seriously thinking about having a voting contest for the best nickname just right before the draft to reward everyone's effort in coming up with the nickname.

So far the frontrunner has to be Cling Kong, Coach Carter and Topic Thunder in no particular order.

 

[The Midnight]

Let's go with an accurate nickname.

Software

You're lucky Maple isn't considered a 'soft wood' .. lol

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I'm seriously thinking about having a voting contest for the best nickname just right before the draft to reward everyone's effort in coming up with the nickname.

So far the frontrunner has to be Cling Kong, Coach Carter and Topic Thunder in no particular order.

Big Maple is a far better nickname than calling a rookie "Coach"

 

[The Midnight]

Big Maple is a far better nickname than calling a rookie "Coach"

Big Maple is too 'on the nose' if you know what that means.

 

[The Midnight]

Also who's gonna win when Cling Kong goes up against a Maple tree?

LOL ..

 

[whatthe]

Jacky Can
for you know who. Lol.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Big Maple is too 'on the nose' if you know what that means.

So you are saying the nickname is too good to be a good nickname?