Official Thread: 2024 Draft JazzFanz Homer List

[The Midnight]

Donovan "Cling Kong" Clingan because every Donovan in the league needs a kick @ss nickname.

Awesome nickname. Haha..

 

[The Midnight]

I like Knecht

Nickname?

 

[The Midnight]

List updated, if I've missed anyone let me know.

 

[whatthe]

Nickname?

He says it's Jacky. Jacky Chan, or as I prefer, Jacky "Can!".

 

[The Midnight]

He says it's Jacky. Jacky Chan, or as I prefer, Jacky "Can!".

Know what? I used to have a crush on this Chinese girl when I was in High School. Her name was also Yongxi. It's pronounced "Yong-Chi" though, so not sure it's the same name. She was a bit on the chubby side, but she had a niceness to her that I really liked. She was also really friendly.

But yeah what happened was I really like her and kept asking her out. She kept dodging.

Turns out she later went out with this stupid looking Chinese dude instead.

Never could get along with Chinese people ever since.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Nickname?

The Knechtor

 

[Park Bites]

Tyler "Baby Stock" Kolek

 

[brooklynese]

Great - nickname?

Mr. Fantastic

for Shep that is

 

[The Midnight]

Thanks guys, all up to date again.

Keep them coming.

 

[The Midnight]

The Knechtor

Some awesome ones so far, this is another great one!

 

[Elizah Huge]

Put me down for Reed "Taxman" Sheppard as well please.

 

[Nate505]

I'll be the second on the Dalton "Best Damn Cooler in the Business" Knecht bandwagon.

Yeah, I created my own name that won't count, but I can't pass up a Roadhouse reference.