Official Trades that are Official Thread

[Nate505]

This has to be one of those things you can only eat when you're high.

Stale popcorn is terrible.

It's great. It gets chewier, and the salt and butter gets more time to soak into the popcorn.

 

[fishonjazz]

Trade Grades:

Cyrone Torbin: A-
As Spycam1 mentioned, the one way to improve this trade for Torbin would have been to demand no less than King Size Snickers. Still, Cyrone will benefit from increased caloric intake during class, possibly leading to higher test score percentage. The undersold value of this trade is that Cyrone will not get caught acting unlike himself later today, and when he is sitting in class, and wondering why he can't go anywhere for a while, he can grab a snickers.

Lidney Sowe (Cyrone Torbin's roomie): A+
At face value, this was a calorie dump for Lidney Sowe, but let's look a little deeper into this trade. Lidney has long been planning on buying a bag of delicious buttery popcorn to eat while watching the ice dancing finals rerun from the olympics, but recently found out that, due to his unpaid tax bill, he would not be able to purchase the popcorn. With this trade, Sowe is able to accomplish his goal of butter fingers, as well as apply about $0.89 to his tax bill from the saved popcorn expenditure.

Lol

 

[spycam1]

Let's make a poll to decide if Cy won that trade or not. This is srs stuff.

 

[Hantlers]

It's great. It gets chewier, and the salt and butter gets more time to soak into the popcorn.

See, I like the crisp crunchiness of popcorn. Can't stand chewy popcorn.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Let's make a poll to decide if Cy won that trade or not. This is srs stuff.

Clearly a win-win. Both got what they wanted.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Almost as bad of a decision as most of Dala's fantasy trades.

Pretty sure I was involved in one trade this season, and it (accidentally) ended up being a heist for me.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Lidney Sowe NEEDS to become a Jazzfanz account.

 

[Hantlers]

Pretty sure I was involved in one trade this season, and it (accidentally) ended up being a heist for me.

Quiet over there, boy.

 

[LogGrad98]

This is probably the most epic thread derail of all time.

Carry on.

 

[Doublea]

Lakers have traded Blake to GSW for Bazemore and Brooks.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Lakers have traded Blake to GSW for Bazemore and Brooks.

What this means: Kobe is definitely done for the season. Lakers may not win another game all year. Can they catch Philadelphia and Orlando?

Good trade for both teams. Warriors get some depth; Lakers save $3.5M and get back expiring contracts. Does LeBron want to opt out and sign with LA this summer? Even Los Angeles may not be big enough for the egos of Bryant and James. Then again, Kobe probably has just 2-3 years left.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

What this means: Kobe is definitely done for the season. Lakers may not win another game all year. Can they catch Philadelphia and Orlando?

Good trade for both teams. Warriors get some depth; Lakers save $3.5M and get back expiring contracts. Does LeBron want to opt out and sign with LA this summer? Even Los Angeles may not be big enough for the egos of Bryant and James. Then again, Kobe probably has just 2-3 years left.

Losing the great Steve Blake is what makes the Lakers not win games?