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Open Letter to Jazz Fans

I definitely smacked the **** out of my head at my sister's place in Maine that had a diagonal ceiling that came down real low in one spot...so fair analysis.
 
honz said:
I'm 6'3 and 160 lbs. Where does that rank me on the coolness scale man?
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Pretty high bro. Good thing you don't need to talk about all the time to cover up other inadequacies and insecurities like some other maroon I know.

longer bone growth>all>beanClown
 
Ostertag>Duncan said:
Pretty high bro. Good thing you don't need to talk about all the time to cover up other inadequacies and insecurities like some other maroon I know.

height>all>beanClown
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Sir, please find me a post where I've talked about how tall I am in a non-joking way. Also, how tall are you?
 
I wonder if I'm the tallest here on jazzfanz. I'm a legit 6'10" in socks. So with the NBA overinflation I'm a 7 footer.
 
Archie Moses said:
Sir, please find me a post where I've talked about how tall I am in a non-joking way. Also, how tall are you?
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...LOL, I dunt think you see what you dided thar. Seriously ****ing sad.

Also I'd like a response from last page:
Weren't you on some zen knowledge seeking pilgrimage to become a better person? You remember that? You were googlin' the interbuttz and learning great facts about becoming a better person and learning 9th grade psychology lessons. I'm pretty sure that lasted at most a day. Typical of your breed.
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p.s. I'm 5'10 (not totally cool club status), weigh lift(!omg) (HARD for 6(I have 1 month over you!!1!)months) and could seriously kick your ***. I'm also dead ****ing sexy(I seriously modeled bro). See I normally wouldn't post this because I'm a not a attention/camwhore like yourself who uses something your born with to put others down and make myself feel better about my sad existence, but your self-indulgent fartcapades got the best of me. I like bad grammar and run ons sentences. And editing.

u mad? come at me bro.
 
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Ostertag>Duncan said:
.p.s. I'm 5'10 (not totally cool club status), weigh lift(!omg) (HARD for 6(I have 1 month over you!!1!) and could seriously kick your ***. See I normally wouldn't post this because I'm a not a attention/camwhore like yourself but your self indulgent fartcapades got the best of me.

u mad? come at me bro.
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LOL. Dude, you make me laugh.

Thanks for the new sig.
 
PKM - Nice to have ya! I'm the most sensible one here and have a wealth of basketball knowledge (high school, college, and nba). One of my most entertaining, non-****, internet experiences was going on rupp rafters during the Billy G days. A home loss to some scrub team was the best melt-down I've seen. A close second was UT's board after Lane bolted for USC.

Here's a few things you need to know about the Jazz this season:
-Paul Millsap is the easiest basketball player to root for. Not only is he a great player, but he's humble and works hard. I call him The Pony or Perfect Paul. His generic nickname is 'Sap
-Deron Williams is a God
-C.J. Miles is a budding superstar. 6'7, smooth lefty, can score in bunches, and a very underrated passer and athlete
-Kosta Koufos was a first round draft pick a few years ago. He has bad acne and has yet to show signs of being a consistent contributor. Caught on film saying "Boom, Bitches!" after scoring a putback in the playoffs
-Ron Boone, an announcer for the Jazz telecasts, is one of the best homers in the biz. However, dementia has set in at a rapid pace and sometimes the things he comes up with will make your head hurt.
-If Kyle Korver resigns, prepare to see a one-trick pony. I call him Sally Korver.


Glad to have you aboard! Let me know if you have any questions regarding the Jazz and their future. I'd be glad to answer using flawless logic.

P.S. Anthony Epps was my favorite college player when I first started getting into college basketball (I'm 26 now).
 
Archie Moses said:
LOL. Dude, you make me laugh.

Thanks for the new sig.
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Might want to update, do to editz and you being a ******.
The real question is:
are u mad?

And:
Weren't you on some zen knowledge seeking pilgrimage to become a better person? You remember that? You were googlin' the interbuttz and learning great facts about becoming a better person and learning 9th grade psychology lessons. I'm pretty sure that lasted at most a day. Typical of your breed.
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You gonna respond? Or you gonna be a *****.
 
Typical. Now that I brought up your past pilgrimage, has it enlightened you again? I'm looking for some good back and forth bashing. Come on ******, give me something better then your ***** responses. You try dishing it, but when you get any back you turn into a complete pusswad. Back it up.

Internet is serious business. Come at me bro.

Btw, welcome PKM. Have fun.
 
Ostertag>Duncan said:
Typical. Now that I brought up your past pilgrimage, has it enlightened you again? I'm looking for some good back and forth bashing. Come on ******, give me something better then your ***** responses. You try dishing it, but when you get any back you turn into a complete pusswad. Back it up.

Internet is serious business. Come at me bro.

Btw, welcome PKM. Have fun.
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OK, I'll bite. If you want to kick my ***, I invite you to show up to the pick up basketball game. I'll let you kick my *** in front of everyone. But we both know you wouldn't show up.

hehepeepeecaca
 
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Would you atleast dunk on me? Btw, do you still have that awesome video of you dunking on that 9ft foot rim

Edit* Learn to read. I never said I wanted to kick your *** you silly maroon. Btw, I hear you're really quiet in real life, why is that?
 
Damnit, Mikell you're too fast. I edit too much as well, I suppose.

Here's the last edit just so you can't skip over it, and keep calling me a internet tough guy while you try to be one yourself.


Edit* Learn to read. I never said I wanted to kick your *** you silly maroon. Btw, I hear you're really quiet in real life, why is that?
 
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