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Our Utah Jazz @ The Sacramento Boom Bitches, 3/29 8:30 PM Mountain

*Really Tommy Lee Jones Voice*
Honestly, after the late season ebbing where we single handedly wilted away the playoffs in 2016, I am incredulous of the Rally Churro. I will not conceal that I partially blame the great Dalamon. His experience in the dark arts of superstition are no doubt what led to the death of Trey Burks NBA career, not to mention the Salem witch trials. It is my personal hope he will reform himself to laws of science and reason before the start of next season. The success of the Utah Jazz depends on it. I'd surmise he's already ensured a round one exit with his antics, and, David Stern, I'm disappointed you chose to promulgate his heathen ways.

Churro forgive this man
 
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Some one please Photoshop this to be Boris

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And this one to be Gobert

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