Yee-haw John Wayne! Cowboy justice FTW!!!!1! "Dat bitch got wut she dezerved. Look at me I so dam righteous!"
1842 prairie called and wants you back.
In the good ole days they would have hobbled her. See what you do is tie her down and put ablock or something between her ankles. Then you give them feet a good whackin with a hammer and presto! Your perps no longer try to run away!
That way the cops no longer have to taser people.