Powerball doe bros

[Gameface]

If I won I'd start an organization to change Utah's liquor laws. Probably be broke within five years and the laws would be the same or worse.

 

[fishonjazz]

I'm gonna win. And buy a ski resort. And an island. And a helicopter.

And a tiger!

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

And a tiger!

Pretty much goes without saying. A white one, right?

 

[fishonjazz]

Pretty much goes without saying. A white one, right?

Racialism
And, yes

 

[Dr. Jones]

My family pooled $400 for 200 lines lol

Damn, bro. Hope everyone is at least of age and tough nasal membranes.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Do you get more money if you take it yearly rather than taking the lump sum?

I didn't know that.

Only further clarifies my choice for taking my winnings over the longer amount of time payout

Bro. There are exactly ZERO financial advisors that would advise the 20 year payout. maybe your mom knowing her kid is a *******, but no one takes it over time. #Obama

 

[Dr. Jones]

I drove to Mesquite. 20 lines 3 draws. A cool $120 to win $250M after taxes. That's a great return.
I will quit my 8hr/wk job immediately.

 

[bigb]

If I win the jackpot then I promise that before I head off to Hawaii I will buy jazz tickets for my favorite jazzfanzers and hotel rooms at the best hotel in salt lake and we will party hard

I hope to hell I am on that list. If not, please don't tell me. My fragile ego couldn't take it.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I hope to hell I am on that list. If not, please don't tell me. My fragile ego couldn't take it.

Of course you would be.

 

[Gameface]

Bro. There are exactly ZERO financial advisors that would advise the 20 year payout. maybe your mom knowing her kid is a *******, but no one takes it over time. #Obama

There are exactly ZERO financial advisors that would advise me to waste money the way I do. If I took the 20 year deal there would be a limit as to how much I could blow in any given year. Bet I'd be eating vegetable soup and rice by December every year too.

 

[b_line]

I have thought about what I would do with 250 mil way too much. Its unhealthy. I've never even bought a ticket. And I won't be in Idaho until Monday.

 

[b_line]

There are exactly ZERO financial advisors that would advise me to waste money the way I do. If I took the 20 year deal there would be a limit as to how much I could blow in any given year. Bet I'd be eating vegetable soup and rice by December every year too.

You would be getting like almost 2 million aonth. Either way it would be amazing.